
r/kitchencels

There were so many tall beautiful girls at the fireworks today. They all gave me a disgusted look when I passed by. Anyways, a bagle.
I don't expect to attract them cause they are way out of my league so I don't feel hurt anymore. Imagine the kind of girl who loves America. Like blonde, tank tops with Stars and Stripes, cowboy hats and boots? They probably hate to even see chopped Asian people like me roaming around town.
But I genuinely feel like even if someone is that ugly you shouldn't make a disgusted face right in front of that person. That's just straight up rude y'all for real.
Anyways, God bless America. I'm thankful to even have that experience here. There are many types of people here and they were also a part of them.
Note: This was way before the fireworks when I was trying to find a seat, passing by people who were doing the same thing. You just happen to make eye contact during that.
i’m a little maus squeak squeak and no women want me squeak
squeak squeak cheese hypergamous foid maus squeak squeak squeak virgin squeak squeak woman
Tried to give myself a prostate massage to see what it was like but it kind of sucked and now my finger smells like poop.
watched trans female gang bang video and got hard to the thought of multiple trans females pegging me
I got horny while making food so I gave it a pizzussy. Fighting the urge to fuck it
Im so lonely that I’ve resorted to larping as a trans woman on Roblox voice chat servers so I can be the center of attention for just a little bit. Even if I’m the one being laughed at, it feels nice to know that my presence is at least acknowledged. Slop bowl.
i ring mental health hotlines and no one answers my calls
fini jelly cherries
I cannot get past myself and the unbearable weight in my chest to be the kind of energetic and funny person I used to be, creamy garlic prawn pasta with fried salmon
Baked a cake, turns out to be in the shape of a vagina, a Cussy if you will. A cruel reminder by God.
Women shouldn’t be in this sub
I'll be a 40 year old virgin in a little over two months, and I cook often to cope. I also draw fetish porn every day for money, and it's more fun than you'd think. Fourth of July BBQ with ribs brined in apple juice, chicken legs brined in pickle juice, potato salad, and some grilled vegetables.
I'm slowly getting over the anxiety of turning 40 like this, and have slipped into a sort of quiet acceptance with it. I suspect I'll have another mental crisis over it in a few years maybe, but for now it is what it is. Hope you all had a swell July 4th.
I have no clue how I could possibly meet someone fully compatible with me so I get older and stay alone. Over salted hamburger helper
Going to an after party after Anime Expo and getting really nervous
I'm a naturalborn introvert that does enjoy the company of others, but for some reason, I could never stand clubbing and partying.
I love going to anime conventions and talking to people, but partying was never my forte. Idk... maybe it's because I haven't drawn thicc anime girls in a while or played any videogames. Those are my coping mechanisms and make me feel comfortable.
I'm lonely, but i recognize the dangers of becoming too comfortable. I'm proud of my progress with being able to make friends through mutual interest, but i think I'm just forcing this party thing. Like I'm trying too hard to feel "normal"
It is anime themed and has gaming, so maybe I should loosed up
Also, this whole plate was 20 bucks. Fucking excellent
Bought a hot dog toaster at the thrift store
I fucking hate myself
Have no friends and didn’t get invited anywhere on the 4th of July
A girl screamed at me. Supermarket sushi.
I was at the grocery store buying some groceries. If you want fresh orange juice there is this machine which squishes the oranges for you if you put oranges there and have a bottle. There was this girl around my age (I assume) who didn't seem to know how to use the machine so I decided to approach her and help her with it. She saw me walking towards her and she started walking away so I said that I can show her how to use the machine, she told me to leave her alone. She said this super loudly and I felt like shit. The worst part is there were few people who saw the situation.
I wish kindness was enough to get a woman to fall for ugly dudes like in anime, you know.
But this is real life. I will either die alone or get with a single mom in her 50s.
I’m in love with this girl but also want to fuck her straight twin brother; Banana Bread
Been talking to this girl and I like her a lot, she introduced me to her twin brother who is twice my size and I also want to cuddle him and be his little spoon, he’s 6’6” and I’m 5’6”, fuck my indecisive bisexual chud life