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AITC for deciding that I'm done being the World Cup lucky charm for my auntie right before the final?
Hi, Polonio here. For the last month, Auntie Anna and Grandpa have been talking excitedly about the "World Cup." Auntie Anna told me that I had a very important job being Argentina's lucky charm. She made sure to feed me before every game.
Well, a few days ago, apparently I "gained some weight" and now Grandma and Auntie Anna are carefully measuring out my food. Even though Auntie Anna fed me before the game, it wasn't nearly enough. (By the way, Auntie Anna gained weight too, but she still ate cookies during the game!) So, in protest, I decided to use my lucky charm powers to let Spain win. Now Auntie Anna and Grandpa are upset. AITC for using my lucky charm powers against my family's team?
u/Anna_Rapunzel — 6 days ago