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Ai meeted merge nancy Sir Jerry today
Hi! Iz called Leo.
Meowmy iz dumdum. Wez did a muv n dere’s bockses ebywere. Ai finded bocks wif lotsa tiny fings. Some of da tiny fings tasted like meowmy toes!! Such yums. I ated one, and it hurted mai tummy. Da onliest human dat culd get it out was dis Sir Jerry guy.
Why dud dumdum meowmy hab tiny toe-tasty fings?
Ai gotta ware dis pink fing, but dat’s ok. ToughGuysWearPink.
u/AnnieJack — 4 days ago