It wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have a 2yo with us.
Great experience completely soured because no one had the foresight to unlock the other 3 exit gates. Wild. The people around us are getting restless...
Edit: 57!min of straight stupidity in that damn parking lot
How do we get so many close ups of 10% of the fireworks, grainy helicopter shots and shots of reflections or people's faces every year? Why so many cuts? Just show me the damn fireworks centered from a far enough distance to see them all. Thank you.
I was listening to podcasts while working today when I hear a weird ad. "At last, Amalgatine *not real name, no free ads* has now been approved by the FDA! For only 149/month you can experience the Amalgatine difference! Contact *company* today to see what Amalgatine can do for you!"
I was like, "That's weird, did I miss what this fancy new drug does? Why do they assume I've been eagerly awaiting their product to hit the market? 149 what? $1.49? $149? £149? ¥149,000? What a strange ad." Then I heard it again an hour later. Nope. Didn't miss anything. A blank fucking slate for me to pin all my wellness dreams onto this latest miracle gifted to me by those geniuses at *Fucktard Pharmaceuticals*. I open up thr front page and there's the same fucking drug with no description about what this drug will do to me.
We're fucking cooked, y'all.