u/Anxious_Barracuda460

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Lesbian is not steak

Short little funny story. I hung out with my older sister and her friends a lot when I was younger and one day one of her friends was talking about being a lesbian. Me being about 8 asked innocently what that was. They told me that a lesbian was a type of steak like a t bone or ribeye. I proceeded to go inside and ask our mom if we could eat lesbian for dinner. She slapped me into next week and nobody explained anything to me. I just thought we couldn't afford lesbian.

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u/Anxious_Barracuda460 — 4 days ago

M27 babysitting 7 kids bored as could be

Sitting here watching my 5 nieces and nephews and my 2 boys for the night. They've all gone to sleep now and im just hanging out with the cats looking for a good conversation. Hit me up with conspiracy theories gang

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u/Anxious_Barracuda460 — 8 days ago