u/Anxious_Muscle_8130

Decided to try my hand at combining the opening songs together into one! Apologies for lagging in the captions

Tragic Fact-
Ocean: Uranium
Choir Except Ricky: Uranium, that's our town, our friendly town
Ocean: Uranium
Choir Except Ricky: Uranium, that's our town, our highway town
Noel: The sky is almost blue here, grain elevators too here
Choir Except Ricky: The pride and joy of sweet Saskatchewan
Constance: We came here for the half life and stayed here for our whole life
Choir Except Ricky: To give the whole wide world plutonium
Ocean: Uranium
Choir Except Ricky: Uranium, that's our town, our friendly town
Mischa: There's a bank and arena, and there's bingos to play
Choir Except Ricky: You'll find the finest coffee at the Blackwood Café
Noel: From our marching band to the general store
Choir Except Ricky: That's right this whole town was made from uranium ore

Uranium Suite-
Ocean: Uranium
Choir Except Ricky: Uranium, that's our town, our friendly town, oh no no we will never leave this town at all
Karnak (spoken): In my part in the story, I read all the children's fortunes. I felt their hopes, thoughts, dreams. Knowing they would board the doomed rollercoaster. And could tell them nothing. I even suggested that they ride the Cyclone. On Monday, September 14th: Thеy would board the Cyclone rollercoastеr at 6:17 p.m. At 6:19, the same rollercoaster's front axle would break. Causing it to derail at the apex of the loop-de-loop. Hurtling the children to their deaths.

Fall Fair Suite (2016)-
Karnak (spoken): Tonight, I wish to give them the chance to express, not what they were perceived to be, but what they dreamt they were. Tonight, we shall raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called: Time.
Ocean: Something doesn't feel quite right
Constance: A blur of colored spinning light
Ocean & Constance: My heart is racing, pounding in my ears
Mischa: Dizzy, tingling, spinning 'round. Oh, where's the sky and where's the ground?
Noel: The rabbit comes and then he disappears
Ocean & Constance: Total darkness, spinning black
Mischa & Noel: Pushing forward, pulling back
Choir except Ricky: Falling through the air I wonder How Can This Be Fair? Aah-aah-aah-aaah*,* Ahhhhhh
Jane: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ocean: What a load of freaking junk! That crusty carnie, clearly drunk! Sue that fair for everything they've got!
Noel: What's the point of even suing? Dead, we're done! There's no undoing! Nothing left to do except to rot!
Mischa: Sex? Oh God, why did I wait?
Ocean: Now I'll never graduate!
Constance: I hope I wiped my browser history clean!
Choir except Ricky: Why did I even go to class? Algebra 12, kiss my ass!
Mischa: Now I know what "YOLO" really means!
Ocean: Carpe diem!
Choir except Ricky: What a lovely theme
Noel: C'est la vie!
Choir except Ricky: Life is just a dreeeaam!
Just a dream! And then you're sailing through space, You don't know up from down, And you feel a little strange, From all that spinning round
And everything you loved, And everything you dreamed, And everything you feared, And everything that seems so Oh so terrifying. It's far behind on the ground. Like our far-from-the-city-little-itty-bitty-pretty hometown.

Fall Fair Suite (2015)-
Choir except Ricky: Just a teeny tiny dot on a wee blue ball. And we've all been spinning, all been spinning. Round and round and round, and round and round, round and round
Ocean: Life was about to start. Why did I get into that rickety cart? It did not feel safe at all. Ticka ticka heard the crack.

Waiting For the Drop-
Choir except Ricky: Felt that drop, now I know, whoah! Oh we're never going back! Are we ever, ever, going back?

u/Anxious_Muscle_8130 — 1 day ago

After seeing u/SeaField7966's take on DGW and Candy Store teen versions, I was inspired to try my own hand on Candy Store just because lyrics like "if you lack the juice" and "doorknob" just didn't feel right. I hope this version can work to preserve the original musicality without sounding too boring.

Lyric changes in italics.

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far, why now are you messing with my clique?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice

Listen up, biatch!

(I like) looking hot, buying stuff they cannot

(I like) raving hard, maxing dad's credit card

(I like) skipping gym, scaring her, smooching him

(I like) killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!

If you lack the gall, you can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa-oh!)

Or come hang with me, and tonight we'll be

In my Porsche with the quarterback

(Whoa-whoa-whoa!)

Honey, what you waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore

And step into my candy store

(Guys fall) at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat

(All you) have to do, say goodbye to Shamu

(That freak's) not your friend, I can tell in the end

(If she) had your shot, she would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care, fine, go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa-oh!)

Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

(Whoa-whoa-whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove you're not a wussy anymore

And step into my candy store

You can join the team (or you can wish and moan)

You can live the dream (or you can die alone)

You can fly with eagles, or if you prefer

Keep on testing me and end up like her

Veronica, look

Ram invited me to his homecoming party

This proves he's been thinking about me!

(Color me stoked)

I'm so happy!

(Whoa) ooh-whoa

Honey, what you waitin' for? (Shut up, Heather!)

Step into my candy store

Time for you to prove you're not a lame-o anymore

And step into my candy store

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store

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