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Zen: Where is Sin?

Two Time is sharpening his dagger

Two Time (Spring): The eye thing? In the Vampire Basement.

Zen: Why is Sin in the Vampire Basement?

Two Time (Spring): Because he knows nobody can touch him.

Zen: Fair point…

((I’m gonna name the “outfit” that forsaken characters are wearing before the dialogue because it’s easier))

Counter: I can’t live sane without knowing who I can counter and who I can’t…

Spectator: this is a bad idea…

((I’m counting skins as “outfits” unless the skin turns them into a different character. For example, Spring Two Time (of which I own) would be one of Two Time’s “outfits.” But skins like Friend Elliot are really just a different person from base Elliot.))

I cannot say anymore or else the Reddit filter will nuke my post…

It sits there for a second before a beam of light shoots out from it. When the beam disappears, a person with a similar symbol on their shirt is left. A very important detail is that his hair is always messy, don’t ask why it’s important but it is.

It’s very easy to mistake it for a nose with how they drew the mouth. My brain keeps thinking “nose” until I look at any piece of fanart and see the mouth drawn normally, even sometimes open. Please can y’all help me unsee the nose, else it’s gonna haunt me forever bruh.

(Fanart not mine)

It’s very easy to mistake it for a nose with how they drew the mouth. My brain keeps thinking “nose” until I look at any piece of fanart and see the mouth drawn normally, even sometimes open. Please can y’all help me unsee the nose, else it’s gonna haunt me forever bruh.

(Fanart not mine)

Noob: WHY IS THERE A GIANT LASER BEAM COMING FROM THE MICROWAVE?!

((it’s mandatory that you answer the phone))

The man himself, Guide, appears suddenly in the living room. He appears to be have been interdimensionally slapped, meaning he was slapped by Relude, which teleports the victim to a random place.

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Noob: THEY WERE RIGHT THERE IN MY ROOM AND NOW THEYRE GONE!

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Noob: What- where am I? Did Specture do this? Oh man, I hope there aren’t any killers here…

Plate: We’re here!

Silly: Ooh, this is cool!

Spectator: I can live with this…

Firework: You kinda aren’t living.

Spectator: Yes I am, it’s called ✨spectating.✨

Counter: Well can you do anything?

Spectator: …

Counter: Point proven.

((Just to not get confused, this is my AU of Doppel. He represents specifically regretting financial decisions. He’s also very dapper 😎))

Doppel: I hope I don’t regret this… ((no pun intended))