u/Aphelion_Prime

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I'm sailing through Scylla's lair like a complete idiot.

I look to the left.

Nothing.

I look to the right.

Nothing.

I shrug.

I turn forward.

Scylla is there.

Staring straight into my soul.

Saying nothing.

Me: 🥶

Scylla: 😐

A moment of silence passes.

Me: "Ahhhh!-" 😱

Scylla(immediately matching my energy): "Ahhhh!-" 🤪

Cut to side scene, I'm rowing for my life, the boat jets through the water.

Scylla in hot pursuit.

Me: "No, wait! No-no-no-no-no-no-no NO NO NO NO!

The other heads of Scylla: "Food, glorious fooooooood!"

One head with hearts for eyes: 😍Oh hooooooneeyyyyy!😍

That ONE head(complete with glasses and bow tie, speaking perfect British): "I apologize for them, Mr. Prime. But I do wish to speak to you about your boat's extended warranty"