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Back at it again with another request. 
Bad summaries! Give me some recs and add a bad summary—be as ambiguous as you’d like! (Also this most likely will have spoilers so reader beware) 

Anatomy Of The Body of God by dillpicklepanic
- Hermione is an orphan from an overbearing family. Tom, being the good natured man he is, fosters her and shows her that the world is more than what her family said it was. 

Little Bird by devdevlin
- Hermione is fostered by the Malfoys in the hopes that she will one day become Draco’s partner. Enter the dashing Tom Riddle. Who is drawn by Hermione’s scent—I mean not her scent that would be weird….—he’s drawn to her cause there’s just something about her. 

The girl with everything and the boy from nothing by bunnystealsyourcarrots  
- Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Boy leaves and becomes a man. Comes back and is like hey babe let’s rule together. Girl says no. Boy gets mad. 

The Prisoner by Nerysdax
- Hermione has some conversations with a convict. Who then traps her in a marriage after she trips and falls on his dick. 

This is how you lose the time war by fleabagshair
- Hermione and Tom are pen pals. 

Peremo by Virennia
- Hermione is trying to date Avery. But Tom keeps cock blocking. 

Blood and Gold by obsidianpen
- Hermione is rich and has straight hair. 

Hello 👋 so for this weeks discussion/ rec post we thought it would be fun to do some Silly Superlatives 🤸🏻‍♀️(thanks to birdstatue for the idea 💋also this might lead to some spoilers so reader beware) 

As always, I’ll go first, here’s some fics I love 💕 

Ecdysis by aldergeist 
- This Tom is most likely to buy his girl a terrarium. 

Thou shall not by ikorous 
- Best Brother 🥇 he makes sure his sister always comes first 🙂‍↕️

A girl like you by artofcrying 
- this tom is most likely to know his girl’s coffee order without her telling him 🥰

Losing all my innocence in the backseat by TurtleShellPowerup  
- Best Driving Instructor! He is very thorough with his teachings 🙂‍↕️

In honor of the Tomione Barbie Fest (whose fics will be posted later this week) My fellow tomione writer, Birdstatue, helped me think of a great question for this week. We thought it’d be fun to share fics that have either Tom or Hermione in an unusual profession/role.

As always I’ll start:

For Hermione I’d say wolfer where she’s a preachers daughter. You can’t go wrong with a Peppershark fic and the world building in this one is so immersive.

And for Tom I’d say The Warp & Weft, where he’s an ambitious AI chat bot. This fic was so awe inspiring I told my daughters about it, they love a good thriller (I of course left out the NSFW bits) but they thought it would make a great Black Mirror esque show and I agree.

Pretty self explanatory, what scene had you like OMG!😱

For me it was in The Anatomy of the Body of God by
dillpicklepanic >!the ending goooood lord BOG was real?!?!?! I literally screamed lmao!<

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