▲ 7 r/dadjokes
What’s the difference between food poisoning and mercury poisoning?
One comes from salmonella, the other comes from hella salmon.
u/AquamarineCheetah — 3 days ago
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▲ 379 r/starterpacks
Having a rough night and just want to go home but ahhh shit it's one of THOSE Lyfts StarterPack
u/AquamarineCheetah — 9 days ago
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Disgusting, idiotic fly trapped in your house StarterPack
u/AquamarineCheetah — 13 days ago
▲ 28 r/comedyheaven
u/AquamarineCheetah — 16 days ago
▲ 162 r/starterpacks
Old Neighborhood guy that invites you over to check out his new reciprocating saw StarterPack
u/AquamarineCheetah — 18 days ago
▲ 27 r/starterpacks
Late 2012 House Party you kind of don't want to be at but stay because the people are nice enough
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u/AquamarineCheetah — 20 days ago
u/AquamarineCheetah — 23 days ago
▲ 345 r/CommercialsIHate
Ever since one terrible person at a bad Midwest going away party quoted ‘Liberty Bibberty’ from their first commercial and it semi kind of caught on barely, Liberty has been milking this cow fucking dry.
It was never funny and always felt like it appealed to bottom shelf humor. Liberty is like that annoying toddler that did something silly once and made 2 people laugh and keeps jumping in front of their faces and trying to do it again and again.
u/AquamarineCheetah — 24 days ago
▲ 802 r/starterpacks
u/AquamarineCheetah — 25 days ago