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🥕🍌 Arbuckle’s Snack Report — Banana Emergency Edition

“Hi, it’s Arbuckle. Mum is my official snack butler today and has served everything in my prestigious carrot‑shaped bowl: strawberry, apple, mint and parsley. They’re all my favourites… but she forgot my absolute favourite — banana. She’s filming me through the mirror so I can check my teeth for rogue parsley while I eat. This is luxury service with one critical oversight.”

🐰💀 ARBY’S PERSONAL STATEMENT ON HIS “IS HE OKAY?” NAPS

Hello, it is I, Arbuckle.

Local rabbit.

Full‑time nap enthusiast.

Unintentional heart‑rate influencer.

Every day I simply… lie down.

That’s it. That’s the whole activity.

But apparently when I lie down, it looks like a Netflix cliffhanger.

Mum walks past like, ‘ARBY?!’

Meanwhile I’m just living my best horizontal life.

Then I open one eye dramatically — very slow, very theatrical — just to remind her I remain alive and fabulous.

Human: emotionally rattled.

Me: refreshed, hydrated, thriving.

😜😆😂🤣😉

Good afternoon, esteemed fluff‑followers.

Please remain composed… my brand‑new bedroom backdrop has officially arrived and the vibes are nothing short bunny‑chic.

Behind me you will notice:

🖼️ The official portrait of my hoomans — they look adorable, I trained them well.

🐰 The legendary photo of me and Miss Pinkerton (Pinky), my best friend of nine glorious years. A true icon.

🐟 A fish tank I am absolutely, definitely, totally not planning to boop.

🛏️ A lounge area fit for a king, which I am.