u/Ardis_Kurita

I own a Blood Asp for home defense, since that is what the Great Father intended.

A lance of Spheroid mercenaries lands on my moon. "By Kerensky!" I shout, as I warm up my Clan ERPPC. Headcap the first Marauder, he is dead on the spot. Fire my Heavy Lasers at the Jenner, miss him entirely because they are hotter than the surface of a sun. I have to resort to the HAG 40 mounted in the torso. "Dezgra freebirths" - the cluster shots crit out the Valkyrie and the Jenner. Lock on with my Streak SRMs and charge the last terrified Archer. He gets cored out trying to run away, because his LRMs have a minimum range and I do not.

Just as the Great Father intended.