u/AriGetInTheJar

a minute and a half of tiny baby noises and a sleepy SLEEPY pocket. little dude is getting SO big, and he's getting stronger every second. I fear it may be a Clifford situation, only greed instead of size. he wants it all and he wants it NOW give your hand IMMEDIATELY he must rest upon it. your fingers are FORFEIT to his hungry mouf. your arm also. and your leg. and your tummy. and that wet wipe. and also that toothbrush you're wiping his mouth with STOP IT he is CLEAN ignore the milk all over him that's NOTHING. do NOT resist or he will SCREAM and no one wants that. jokes aside thanks for following along with my little guy as he becomes ever larger, I'm excited to see what little one accomplishes once his legs are truly in his control.

pocket update! working on opening that second eye, he's just gotta see it all! umbilical cord fell off, meanwhile some HUGE poops are occurring. little man is THRIVING. he's also up to 128 grams which is CRAZY he's gained 20 with me in just a few days. he will one day tower over us all, rivaling the sky itself. he's a tiny bit damp in the video from toothbrush cleanin, and currently asleep on my chest cozy and dreaming, making tiny, tiny biscuits.

He has now decided being the smallest and loudest and most carnivorous isn't enough. he has to See! lil man started peeping one eye yesterday, and upon waking up this morning he decided to fully be a little pirate. currently he is yelling because I fed him but didn't put the blanket back over him. his demands come with great promises of criminal activity if ignored, I fear I must comply with his every wish.

His bottle is COOLING right now (to the correct temp, got slightly too hot) but the little fiend is HUNGRY so I'm the appetizer I suppose. it's crazy that he'll be released immediately, and even rewarded with cuddles and kisses. Pocket attempts to eat fingers, arms, even legs. he doesn't even know he's tiny. what a society we've created. truly evil.

he has a full belly and yet he still Screams. his greed sickens me. (by the way, this is Pocket! ill post more of him, but not enough to get annoying lol)

Fostering this lil 5 day old smol and loving the ear wiggles lil man puts out! he's SO vocal and will Yell if any little thing goes awry.