Hmm lame joke ig..
12.99 ko Urdu mein kya kahenge???
Teraaa.. hone laga hoon 🥀🥀
12.99 ko Urdu mein kya kahenge???
Teraaa.. hone laga hoon 🥀🥀
Skinhead, deadhead
Everybody gone bad
Situation aggravation
Everybody, allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody, dog food
Bang-bang, shock dead
Everybody's gone mad
All I wanna say is that:
they don't really care about us.
~MJ
I think "Practice makes a man perfect." is the most false and impractical statement to ever exist.
Nobody can ever truly be perfect. We can't decide when something is "perfect", especially not a human being. We all have our flaws, no matter what, minor or major. So yes, practice won't make you perfect but it WILL make you, imperfectly perfect. Besides, what's the point of perfection, there should always be room for improvement, otherwise how else are we going to understand and learn things about ourselves?
I'm starting my 7 day no anger challenge 😍😍😍
As somebody who is ready to throw hands every 5 minutes, I'm gonna control my anger for a week. Tou ap log kuch bhi bol sktay hen lekin mein ghussa nhi krungi ☺️☺️☺️🤍🤍🤍
Is mein aj ka din shaamil hy tou pichay 6 din reh gye 🥀
Y'all can shame on me if I fail to fulfill my challenge.
Haram is Haram even if the entire world is doing it.
Halal is Halal even if nobody is doing it.
You are supposed to follow the commands of the Creator, and not the Creation. ☝🏽
I'm curious about people who share my posts, even the legit shitposts that have no logic and point.
Are yall making fun of me or something, I JUST WANNA KNOW 💔
(Very high effort post)
Gng mujhe recently ek dream aya tha jis mein mene apni surgeries krwa li theen to look like MICHAEL JACKSON.
Sabko chor kr us jesa banna tha mene 💔💔 And like I was looking HIDEOUS bro. Mujhe abhi bhi yaad hy mein kesi lg rhi thi and lwk mujhe rona aa rha tha 😭😭 in the dream
Phir meri mama ne mujhe jaga dia and mene Allah ka shukr ada kia because I'm a 10/10 baddie ☺️💅🏻
Jo thori bohot self-insecurity thi wo bhi khatam ho gyi lol.
Btw I'm a MJ fan so im not hating lekin us jesa nhi lgna chahti mein 😻😻
Pata hy hum khana kyun khaatay hen ☺️☺️
Kyunke humein bhook lgti hy 😝😝
Or pata hy humein bhook kyun lgti hy 😧😧
Kyunke hum khana nhi khatay 😂😂🥀🥀
If your entire personality revolves around ragebaiting people and making fun of them without having a sense of NOT taking things too far then that does not make you goated or an og. It simply means that you have no communication skills and you very much lack basic humanity and accountability for your actions.
Please do not forget that the person on the other side of the screen is also a human with actual feelings. Nobody is a toy for you to mess around with, without giving a shit about how it made them feel. This does not make you appear cool at all, only for those that have 2 braincells and are busy seeking validation from others about how cool they are.
Comment and others will give you a Pakistani name they think will suit you.
(Dw I am not stealing chamakta chehra's nokri ☺️)
Kitna fazool or chussal sub hy ☺️☺️☺️
Or tum log kitnay bongay ho go get a life 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Or sabse ajeeb aurat tou wo loomar hy nikalo ussay idhr sy 🥀🥀
Gng my Eid ky kapray js arrived AND THEY R SO GORGEOUS AHSHSKSKSSJSHAHAHAHAHAHA ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
HUN 3NO BEHNO MEIN SABSE ACHAY MERE KAPRAY HEN 😻😻😻 🥰😝🥰😧😧🥰😝🥀🥀
CHOTI EID KA SARA TRAUMA NIKAL GYA I HATED MY CHOTI EID KY KAPRAY 😃😡🥺🥰🥺😋🤩😋☺️😋🥀💔😭💔😭🌟🌟🥀🥰🥺🤩😋😧😝☹️
I WANNA CHANGE MY FLAIR SO PLIZZ GIVE SOME SUGGESTIONS ☺️☺️
PREFERRED IF U MAINTAIN THE FOX ENERGY
Are you a tarbooz person or aam person 😛☝🏽
This question is very important to me.
I am a tarbooz person since nobody asked.
Puri raat mujhe neend nhi ayi in case ydk ive a half broken tooth and kabhi kabhi us ky sath wale daant mein dard shuru ho jata hy AND GNGGG IT'S SO FREAKING BADDDD ISTG 😍😝🌟😝☝🏽🙆🏽♀️❣️😭❣️😇😧😻😦😛😻❣️😻😍😋😧😋😦😻☹️😃😔
MERE PURAY RIGHT JAW MEIN ITNA DARD HO RHA HY I WANNA PULL OUT ALL OF MY TEETH
IM GONNA GO INSANE
SHAYAD MUJHE DENTIST K PAAS JANA PARR JAYE IVE NEVER BEEN TO A DENTIST BEFORE
Achanak sy Jonald bhai ko Poppy par crush kyun aa gya hy
Either way this is so hilarious pls continue w your shit lmao 😭😭👍🏽👍🏽