u/ArsenalArry1960

History is not what it used to be, it seems like a thing of the past now.

What do you call a Woodpecker without a beak? A Headbanger. (Sorry couldn’t help myself).

An old friend of mine had decided he was fed up with constant pain from various health issues and decided to go to the Euthanasia clinic in Switzerland. He just sent me a message saying that he gets the injection later today but he was a little upset about his final breakfast, he said that the bastards gave him a bowl of Cheerio’s.