Dear NVIDIA Jensen 'Huang' Daddy,
I am a broke teenager from Korea with 467 Mbps internet and 6ms ping.
YOUR ONLY SERVER KR GFN 1 gives me 8 FPS. EIGHT. 8. 💀
My grandmother's Nokia 3310 renders faster than your server.
I waited in queue for 20 minutes to experience a PowerPoint presentation instead of a game. 📊
Sir this is not GeForce NOW this is GeForce NEVER. ❌
My internet is faster than your server's will to live. 🗿
I am not angry. I am just disappointed. Actually no I am very angry. 😤
Please fix OR give me free Ultimate forever. I deserve it for my suffering. 🙏
I have nowhere else to go. You have me hostage. 😭
If you give me free Ultimate I will name my firstborn child Jensen. 👶
Yours truly, A suffering free-tier user with god-tier internet and potato-tier server 🥔
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