u/AsbestosButtplug

i play royal recruits and i think we should remove hero valkyrie because she kind of counters my card. also evo witch is really difficult to play against. if it was up to me i would turn into evo diddy and start bringing supercell employees into my cage (mcdonalds bathroom stall) to have sex with them until they removed these cards. actually we should ban every card that deals area damage. and xbow because i think that xbow players are weird. and lumberloon because my ex girlfriend played lumberloon. can we just remove every card and start over actually? except for hunter he's based

there was a time where i played royal hogs and would be viciously fucked by anyone using bomb tower

now i have evo ebarbs

if you are playing bomb tower i have a rage-tipped lollipop that i'm going to use to take your anal temperature and you won't be able to stop me