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Every time we've posted any tea about Aryan acting like a healthy, unattached bachelor, teas begin arriving in our DMs claiming that Aryan is either a) an absolute slut, OR b) in a very secure and committed relationship that's basically on the verge of an engagement.

It's hard to keep up with at this point, so just leaving a little note to self so all the gossip can be compiled into a meaningful dating history of sorts for the guy.

Here are the latest official rumors that tea peddlers and people keeping an eye on conversations here have provided some backing for. No rock solid evidence yet but I'm sure someone will fill in the gaps for us at some point.

So, the list:

#1. Ria Mehta (Actor/Model, Karan Mehta's sister, posted a picture of herself, Karan and Aryan with a caption that sparked rumors)

#2. The Delhi Girl (compelling points by source)

#3. Priya Khurana (Family friend, her tea peddler made compelling points about her being The Delhi Girl. Could be a cousin though)

#4. Alankrita Sahai (Miss Earth 2014, Coka fame, USC alumnus, she's claimed to have had a secret relationship for the past two years, her tea peddler claimed she is The Delhi Girl)

#5. South Girl with political connections (no name, no verifiable sources, accounts already discussed this random tea with absolutely no detail, peddler from a while ago claimed she was related to a political person, but that she might also be a north person currently residing in the South, vague tea)

Bhalayi ki kisi ko koi ummeed nahi hai bhai se 🤦‍♀️🤣

I guess we'll just have to wait till tomorrow to see which of us got it right! 🤷‍♀️

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That must have been a little humbling to the man who's claimed he has no desire to be a common man eating pani puri on the street and that "he'd open a bloody McDonald's in his house if he felt like having a burger" 😁🤣

Also, The Telegraph calling Aryan "Aryaan" 🤦‍♀️

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As a mom sending her kid to a prestigious school, this was such an interesting article for me. The bit about the school moms' rivalry and politics had me rofling so hard 😸🤣

Gawd!!! Birthdays ARE a nightmare and there's always some parents who show up with all their staff too 😐

Source

Rekha Khan is the Features and Entertainment editor at Navbharat Times and she's the only mainstream journalist that Aryan has ever had his picture taken with. Interesting!

(She's a huge SRK fangirl btw)

Jinki nahi ugti unki yahi love language hoti hai 🤣

[🎥: @retrorewwind]

Farah promoted Ba***ds with a fun reel

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/QRuXz2KYhl

Aryan can now return the favor by promoting her vlog on Ba***ds Season 2 with a storyline featuring Farah as a chef working for Seth Dileep and Shankar Mahadevan could redo the "Pagaar Badhao" with Farah.

I think Seth Dileep with the ganji, massive gold chains, supercars and two arm candies in front of his massive mansion would be such a perfect fit for Ba***ds 2 🤣

Farah could be like, "Sir, mera pagaar badhao!" and Seth Dileep could be like "Abhi humare log ke paas paisa nahi hai. Baad mein dekhte hain" right as he has his new supercar being delivered to his doorstep! 🤣🤣🤣

The track could be Farah taking matters into her own hands and trying to poach Aasman for Seth Dileep's new project just so she could get a ₹10k increment in her salary!!

I see the song being a huge hit at corporate parties already 🤣🤣🤣

As usual, Dileep nails the assignment!!

Farah could be KJo's nemesis in Ba***ds 2! A chef who tries to get an increment by poaching Aasmaan for her boss - Dileep, the legendary director/producer/choreographer 😁

She keeps going, "Mera pagaar badhao!" 🤣🤣🤣

And they should totally use that song too 🤣🤣

150 days to mujhe pata tha aram se nikal jayenge.

Ab dekhna hai ki streak kitni lambi chalti hai. 215 more days to make a whole year!!

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Latif is the only on-ground fanclub person that's gotten special attention from Aryan and he launched his own on-ground fanclub after he got let go from the Team SRK fanclub earlier this year.

He started Team SRK Aryan FC which is basically the first on-ground fanclub for Aryan. Sure, it's not exclusively dedicated to Aryan (a very hard to maintain fanclub that would be 🤣) but it's a start.

And now they have a Malegoan chapter.

It's fascinating to me to learn about on-ground fanclubs for film people. One day I'll make an effort to learn how they work and whether or not it's a paid gig.

Congratulations to Latif for this anyway. Fascinating story his.

That infamous video is the reason why he had to tell the courts that he had in fact used recreationally while in college.

Thankfully, the rest of the videos from that spring break look fun. Of course, you couldn't tell that from looking at Aryan's face. Hopefully, that was a result of good greens and not a bad vacay.

Also, that facial hair 😱🤣

That's what he should have been arrested for actually 😐

(Credit in unmissable watermarks)

He looks so magnificently masooooom when he makes those doe eyes when he's startled

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/rcbamwaUFh

And then I remembered where I'd seen such big, huge, doe eyes after a startle before 😸

I honestly thought Benevolent Saas would be the overwhelming sentiment!

Poor Gauri's been looking out for her bahu since maybe even before that bahu was born.

And usko pata hai uska ladka exactly kaisa hai!!

Dating advice mein yahi samjhane ki koshish kar rahi thi apne ladke ko 🤣

Aryan's bodyguard has the toughest job! He's got to make sure his boss doesn't get too emotional around pretty girls

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/UxcCindzVl

Or get swept away by crowds persistent on having a stampede for a selfie with him

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/L0aDbD5JHp

And making sure no unauthorized pictures and video of him can be taken at his own events

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/DlybUNdEo0

Here's another example of the man going above and beyond the call of duty and making sure bro doesn't end up having his voice and face captured in a pap video.

Makes me wonder if there's a vault full of hard cash, jewels, and gold bullion etc. in Switzerland or something that's got his voice and face as passcodes so he absolutely cannot be in a situation where it can be taped!! 🤔

(Credit in watermark)

Aryan's college friend really dug in with the "Mate, is the club?!" jibe

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/fzJLf3HZdB

If these fan selfies went viral after that incident, he'd have been really pleased. Like "See?? This is why I HAVE to dress up for flights. I'm a C. E. L. E. B. R. I. T. Y.!!" 🤣🤣🤣

The Khans really know how to do sweet revenge

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/Ye2vHvSZjQ

The Chetak Screen Awards controversy may have been a recent event but Dwivedi has been taking potshots at SRK's acting for a lot longer. Clearly, he hadn't watched Ba***ds 🤣

Aryan didn't hesitate to show Rahul Kanwal and NDTV what he thought of them to their faces live on TV.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/gLScDG6ImM

He could totally be the mastermind behind this 🤣😁

It's got to be connected to the multiple accounts thing I'm sure.

Any-Problem3842 posted on the racist D'yavol Kolkata tea post that this might be the girl from the tea but I don't think she is her.

The tea giver emphasized SHEER BLACK GLOVES and this girl clearly didn't wear any gloves.

BUT, she did have the sweetest Aryan anecdote from the event!

Still screaming inside 😭 Aryan Khan was the sweetest fr — hugged us, shook our hands and told us to reach home safe. Like? for real?? I m still not over it. 💘💫......@aryan ❣️

It seems they caught Aryan outside the venue after the event along with a whole crowd of eager fans and Aryan requested his staff to allow them to take pictures and his mood seemed to be very pleasant during as you can see in the video she shared.

Again, no sheer black gloves!! But seems like a nice kid!

And that's the important bit - she looks like a kid. Aryan knows better than to go doing stupid shit with girls that look like they could be minors.

(Credit to the owner of these videos and images)

Story from yesterday here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AryanKhanThoughts/s/bWkYV2mZqj

What did poor old Saqib do wrong, man?!