u/Asmodeus-thinks

I hate my mother sometimes. Kabhi sochti hu zor se jhagda karu lekin fir darti bhi hu.

Kal raat I was having a dream jisme ek random aadmi mera boyfriend tha aur mai usse lade hi ja rahi thi. Tabhi ham dono ka dhyan meri langdi billi pe jata hai and she starts walking. Jiske chalte ham apni ladai bhool ke billi ko cheer karne lagte hai aur uske liye cake banate hai.

But my dog eats the frickin cake 😔. I become very angry and start shouting at the dog, but...

The dog starts arguing in a female voice 🤨 !!

And the dream ends 😂....

I woke up and I'm looking at my wife poking me to wake up with an angry face.

After waking up I was shocked and confused for so many reasons. One of them was ki mai abhi tak ladki ki tarah kyu baat kar raha tha 🤔 !? Mai to ladka hu.

Thodi der bistar pe leta raha. Fir utha to socha ye baat mai apni wife se share karu. But to my surprise madam kahi dikh hi nahi rahi. At first i thought ki kitchen me hogi. Lekin kuchh der tak awaz nahi aayi toh I became suspicious.

I went to the kitchen lekin waha koi nahi tha. Then i looked in the bathroom but no one again. It felt off..

I called her name, but no response. Fir balcony, terris, pooja room sab jagah dekha but she was nowhere.I called her phone to number invalid bol raha 😱 !!!!

Now my heart sank...

I ran to my mother's room fully panicked. Tear in my eyes, sweating like a pig. She was still sleeping.

Unko utha ke bola "Maa Supriya Mil Nahi Rahi !!!"

She woke up surprised "Kya !? Kya hua !?"

I said " Supriya ! Meri biwi Supriya !! "

And guess what she does after this...

She gives me a tight slap and says " Narak me gayi teri Biwi"

😶😶😶😶

I shouted loudly " Maa !! Kya bak rahi ho ? "

Then very shamelessly she says " Chup kar sanki kahi ke. Na to khud marta hai na mujhe marne deta hai, bas hafte do hafte pe Meri biwi kaha gayi Biwi kaha gayi shuru kar deta hai.

Mujhpe ek upkar kar de, apni tution mat miss kiya kar . Tere NEET ki date aage badh gayi hai thodi aur padhai kar le. Tu 20 saal ka hai, teri shadi nahi hui "

Guys do you think this is the right way to talk to your son ? Mai to NEET ki preparation bhi nahi karta I'm 23 😔.

Pata hai aaj kya hua

I hate my mother sometimes. Kabhi sochti hu zor se jhagda karu lekin fir darti bhi hu.

Kal raat I was having a dream jisme ek random aadmi mera boyfriend tha aur mai usse lade hi ja rahi thi. Tabhi ham dono ka dhyan meri langdi billi pe jata hai and she starts walking. Jiske chalte ham apni ladai bhool ke billi ko cheer karne lagte hai aur uske liye cake banate hai.

But my dog eats the frickin cake 😔. I become very angry and start shouting at the dog, but...

The dog starts arguing in a female voice 🤨 !!

And the dream ends 😂....

I woke up and I'm looking at my wife poking me to wake up with an angry face.

After waking up I was shocked and confused for so many reasons. One of them was ki mai abhi tak ladki ki tarah kyu baat kar raha tha 🤔 !? Mai to ladka hu.

Thodi der bistar pe leta raha. Fir utha to socha ye baat mai apni wife se share karu. But to my surprise madam kahi dikh hi nahi rahi. At first i thought ki kitchen me hogi. Lekin kuchh der tak awaz nahi aayi toh I became suspicious.

I went to the kitchen lekin waha koi nahi tha. Then i looked in the bathroom but no one again. It felt off..

I called her name, but no response. Fir balcony, terris, pooja room sab jagah dekha but she was nowhere.I called her phone to number invalid bol raha 😱 !!!!

Now my heart sank...

I ran to my mother's room fully panicked. Tear in my eyes, sweating like a pig. She was still sleeping.

Unko utha ke bola "Maa Supriya Mil Nahi Rahi !!!"

She woke up surprised "Kya !? Kya hua !?"

I said " Supriya ! Meri biwi Supriya !! "

And guess what she does after this...

She gives me a tight slap and says " Narak me gayi teri Biwi"

😶😶😶😶

I shouted loudly " Maa !! Kya bak rahi ho ? "

Then very shamelessly she says " Chup kar sanki kahi ke. Na to khud marta hai na mujhe marne deta hai, bas hafte do hafte pe Meri biwi kaha gayi Biwi kaha gayi shuru kar deta hai.

Mujhpe ek upkar kar de, apni tution mat miss kiya kar . Tere NEET ki date aage badh gayi hai thodi aur padhai kar le. Tu 20 saal ka hai, teri shadi nahi hui "

Guys do you think this is the right way to talk to your son ? Mai to NEET ki preparation bhi nahi karta I'm 23 😔.