u/Aster_Katt — reddlx

Whenever I see a selfie posted on this subreddit... I start seeing red... my eyes start sparking lightning, and my fingers move on autopilot. Before I know it, I'm typing "RULE 8 RULE 8 RULE 8" in the comments incredibly aggressively, as steam pours from my ears. My entire face goes as red as a tomato. The sheer audacity for someone to post their face here makes me charge like a bull. No selfie is safe from me.

u/Aster_Katt — 11 days ago

▲ 25 r/teenagers

Some of you guys talk suspiciously like adults pretending to be teenagers

u/Aster_Katt — 11 days ago

▲ 4 r/teenagers

Top 5 emojis of 2026, according to me

(😭) The iconic emoji still going strong, gotta be my most used emoji for how universal it is
(🥀) pretty much the skull emoji's better and cooler cousin, I'm lowk a fan
(🫩) the newest addition and one from out of left field, I see this everywhere and it's honestly fire
(💔) was the heir to the skull emoji before 🥀 came in, but I still use it all the time
(🤤) I use it, you use it, I know what you are.
(Honorable mention) (💀) definitely past its prime but still finds some good use, pretty iconic ✌️

reddit.com

u/Aster_Katt — 12 days ago

▲ 34 r/teenagers

Any LGBTQ+ posts on this sub got lurkers moving like this

more mod actions for me though, I'm not complaining

u/Aster_Katt — 12 days ago

▲ 41 r/ADO

Pop up shop!!!

After Lollapalooza yesterday I HAD to stop by and grab some merch, I got a Keychain, three shirts and the bandana ofc. This is my 2nd time in Chicago (after Hibana last year) and honestly I preferred her Lollapalooza preformance over the tour, just because of how awesome the crowd was. I'll probably make a post about it later, but I'm just so unbelievably happy I finally got some clothing merch to add to my collection 🥺

u/Aster_Katt — 16 days ago

▲ 39 r/teenagers

Snoos are really cute

I don't know man, the Reddit mascot is so iconic and adorable

Just think about it for a moment... what would they taste like? How do they ensure the continuation of their species? What do you think their diet is?

Either way they're pretty adorable

u/Aster_Katt — 18 days ago

▲ 20 r/teenagers

Grrrr why are the mods deleting everything again 😢😢😢😥😥

If this keeps happening... I think my eyes are going to start turning red... I can't stand for this anymore!! ☹️☹️☹️

u/Aster_Katt — 18 days ago

▲ 475 r/teenagers

Fym "wait no" it can't be that hard for an overglorified calculator 😭✌️

Breaking news: Ai is kinda stupid

u/Aster_Katt — 18 days ago