u/AurumKorat

If you’re lighting those loud fireworks in Azcapotzalco today, I hope some asshole slashes your tires for being an annoying piece of shit and an inconsiderate neighbor. You’ve been lighting fireworks that sound like bombs for the last hours. LITERAL HOURS. I cannot give my dog anymore Trazodone. Nobody thinks your celebration is cool. You sound like you’re actively trying to blow the place up. My dog has been panting, crying, whimpering, trembling for the past hour. Thank you for being a dick.

EDIT: The fact that you guys see nothing wrong with this says a lot more about your character than it does mine.