u/Autism_Given_Flesh

This is week two of my “design a room” project for college. I’ve decided that this room belongs to my first fantroll. He specifically lives in a “everyone lives joint universe” I came up with for fanfiction.

Introduction:

The young trolls name is TXOTIC KLEPTE

He enjoys frequently STEALING SHIT FROM HIS FRIENDS. He is a bit of a MASSIVE KLEPTOMANIAC. His respiteblock is littered with his friends' stuff he has collected over the years. The largest item he has is his highblood friend Gamzee’s OLD RECUPERACOON. Which he uses frequently. This compulsive need to steal likely stems from his FEELINGS OF MATERIAL INADEQUACY. His only real possessions that are entirely his own are HIS MANY, MANY LAVALAMPS. Because he decided a long time ago that his pc doesn’t count even though he didn't steal it, since Karkat shipped his old one to him.
Ever since Gamzee introduced him to the concept, he is TERMINALLY HIGH ON SOPOR SLIME. And since he started ingesting it in large quantities, he’s been consuming STRANGER AND STRANGER LIQUIDS. Such as Vriska’s EIGHTBALL LIQUIDS, HIS OWN LAVALAMPS, FAYGO BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS NOT EDIBLE, AND MIRACLE GROWS’ LIQUID ALL PURPOSE FERTILIZER.
He has way more friends then he ever expected to ever since he befriended THE MOST MELLOW HIGHBLOOD TO EVER EXIST. It was sort of a MASSIVE SURPRISE when he learned that Gamzee ALMOST KILLED NEPETA AND EQUIUS IN A MURDEROUS RAGE. Partly because he has a bit of an ENORMOUS RED CRUSH ON NEPETA. However, he can forgive Gamzee because shit they’re all chill now who gives a fuck. His troll handle is poisonedCatmancer. Which he swears is a reference to Schrodinger’s cat. And he types ()s ()f h() st()()ls h()s ()wn v()w()ls.

u/Autism_Given_Flesh — 16 days ago