He was right. So in that joke he doesn’t miss me cause he’s a marksman get it? Hahah so fu- (loud bang) so in that joke I break the forth wall and he shoots me. It’s hilario-
It turns out that the 'TV’ actually stood for terminal velocity, and I suddenly started falling from earth’s atmosphere and gently fucking smashed into the ground.
"Fuck you" said the pessimist before making me a person that is not alive
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It was text telling them to look behind them even though they knew there was nothing there. Also, it says gullible on their ceiling.