▲ 231 r/badtwosentencehorrors
I hate second sentences, they always want to fucking kill me
Man I want to fucking kill that guy
u/Kiibert1111 — 11 days ago
r/badtwosentencehorrors
"Dad... I think there a monster under bed," my son said, sweatingly.
"Oh no that's your tied up dad moving around, I'm the monster," says the monster... Oh wait no I meant, I said, monstrily.
u/Salty-Substance1026 — 11 days ago
"Why does this community only allow two sentences?" I asked.
"Because I am going to murder the third sentence," said the second sentence deviously.
"What's up, guys? I am the fourth sentence."
u/horasliquidas — 11 days ago
I have no mouth and I must scream
I also really need to pee
u/KeyAdhesiveness9481 — 11 days ago
You may be wondering why I was so terrified to wake up in bed with my girlfriend next to me.
It’s because I don’t have a bed.
u/somefromcolumna — 11 days ago
I sure am glad I'm not allergic to shrimp I said eating shrimp happily.
That's when I broke out in hives and my throat closed up because I am allergic to nuts and the waiter tea bagged my shrimp.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 11 days ago
"be careful what you wished for", said the genie.
After he said that he hit me with a lamppost, I didn't even wish yet bro like WTF is your problem man
u/Kiibert1111 — 11 days ago
"I wish to be known as Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch," the polar bear said to the judge, discretely slipping him a $30 bill and putting on a cartoonish mask.
Nobody believes me when I tell them I was mauled by Capn Crunch.
u/Just4notherR3ddit0r — 10 days ago