u/HorrorJunkie0666

I farted and it sounded like somebody used a leaf blower to motorboat a Jello mold.

That's when I broke out in hives and my throat closed up because I am allergic to nuts and the waiter tea bagged my shrimp.

They were Guyroglyphics 🪱,

depicting the end of the world.

I farted while she was going down on me, it sounded like Superman frisbee'd a harmonica into a swimming pool filled with whale blubber.

When she plays mini golf she just calls it golf.

You may call it, the feet worm 🪱

Except because it's opposite day, it went inside of me and came out of my butthole hard as a rock.

I'm going to need a bigger Scrot...

I'm going to need a bigger Scrot...

The meat worm finally created his masterpiece, the Guylophosaurus.

The meat worm finally created a Guylophosaurus.

It's sucks having to watch three people have sex from a chair in the corner.

Nothing sucks worse than having to watch three people have sex from a chair in the corner.

When a zeppelin from the early 1900s came crashing Down on top of me.

When a zeppelin from the early 1900s crashed on top of me.

That is when I pooped my pants and died.

Then I pooped my pants and died.