Holy crap, I'm being chased by a dinosaur!
Oh never mind it's just a Guyceratops.
....guy 🪱
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 hour ago
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r/3amjokes r/TwoSentenceHorror r/Bandnames r/2sentence2horror r/badtwosentencehorrors r/TwoSentenceSadness r/DreamInterpretation
I was invited over to a friend's house for a delicious supper.
To my absolute overwhelming ridiculous horror I learned they do not any spices or seasoning.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 2 hours ago
I was invited to my friend's house for a delicious dinner.
To my horror I learned They don't use seasonings.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 2 hours ago
▲ 19 r/2sentence2horror
I was told that my blind date was a chick with long legs.
When I arrived at the restaurant I was attacked by an angry ostrich.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 12 hours ago
I was told that my blind date was a chick with long legs.
When I arrived at the meeting location I was attacked by an ostrich.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 12 hours ago
▲ 14 r/2sentence2horror
It sure is awesome to go on this amazingly beautiful hike in the Appalachian mountains, I said happily.
It was actually the Crappalachian mountains and we all shitted our pants to death.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
It sure is awesome for all of us to go on this beautiful hike in the Appalachian mountains.
It was actually the Crappalachian mountains and every single one of us shitted our pants to death.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I stopped walking when I saw a king cobra on the trail in front of me.
But it was too late, because it was a Ding-A-Ling cobra and it bit my ding-a-ling off.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I stopped walking when I realized there was a king cobra on the trail in front of me.
But it was too late because it was a ding-a-ling cobra and it bit my ding-a-ling off.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
▲ 44 r/3amjokes
I have a friend who is completely obsessed with Homer Simpson in a strangely sexual manner.
He is a Homersexual.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I went on a trip for the 4th of July so I booked an Airbnb.
To my horror I realized too late that it was a scareBnB.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I went on a trip so I booked an Airbnb.
To my horror I realized too late that it was a scare BnB.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
▲ 31 r/TwoSentenceHorror
Once upon A time on a planet far far away, there was a powerful Nation that conquered half of the world with its military and navy might.
Fast forward to today, and this once powerful Nation cannot even handle basic criminals as it treats their victims as the problem.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I woke up with my hands and feet tied up and pickle slices all over me.
Then the man standing in front of me said, "They Call Me pickle dick".
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
I woke up with my hands and feet tied up and pickle slices all over me.
Then a man standing over me said, "They Call Me pickle dick".
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 1 day ago
Unemployed Umber typed away on his keyboard as a Reddit moderator in his parent's basement.
He was defeated by his 73-year-old father and forced to get a job, now he is employed Umber.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 2 days ago
"What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Asked the does the cat have your tongue guy 🪱
"No, it's got my Peenar", I yelled cat got my peenaringly
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 3 days ago
"What's the matter, cat got your tongue", asked the does the cat have your tongue guy 🪱.
No, it's got my Peenar I yelled cat got my peenaringly.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 3 days ago
▲ 43 r/2sentence2horror
I asked my girlfriend to give me some brain.
She then screamed "oh my God you're a zombie", and shot me Eleven-teen times in the face.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 3 days ago
I asked my girlfriend to give me some brain.
She then screamed "oh my God you're a zombie" and shot me a Eleven-teen times in the face.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 3 days ago