u/HorrorJunkie0666

My name is Deez and Deez Nuts are for you!

My name is Deez and Deez Nuts are for you!

Having unusual dreams is something that I have become used to experiencing, because it happens quite often. Some of which are recurring. However I must say I've never had history before.

I just awoke from a dream where I was laying in a wooden coffin. It was open on the top and it was sitting even with the ground. It was not six feet down but it was dug into the ground just even with the grass. There was blankets and pillows in this coffin, and I was laying to one side of it on the right side specifically. And there was a faceless woman laying on the left side. However even though she was faceless I felt like I had had some kind of past relationship with her. We were having a conversation though I can't remember any of it except the last part. She put her hand on mine and said," I have something to show you," she then lifted up a bag with her left hand that came seemingly from nowhere. The bag was like one of those you get at the grocery store, the reusable ones. the ones that are made out of cloth so that you don't use paper or plastic and the bag was kind of a tan/brown color. She looked at me in the eyes even though I could not see hers and said there are two snakes in this bag that I want to show you. I asked her "what kind of snakes are they?" Before she could answer she had looked in the bag and said "oh no one is missing!" And we both rolled over to our sides facing each other and started digging through the blankets and pillows. She then frantically said, "hurry, we have to find this snake!".

And that is when I woke up.

I would appreciate any insight you could give me to this. I have never had this dream before. And it was so vivid. Like I can remember colors and sounds and everything from this.

Usually the only time this happens is with the same recurring dreams and nightmares that I have. This was something very different.

Thank you to any and all who read this even if you do not comment.

A rabid mouse is attacking my cock!

There's a rabid mouse attacking my cock!

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Just as the employees all lunged for my penar I realized it was actually a Cockluster video.

NOOOOOOOOOO, MY PEENAR!!!!

NOOOOOO, MY PEENAR!!!!!

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11 mi away at that exact moment a casserole exploded.

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That is the last time I try to hotwire a whoopie cushion.

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Wieners with the Shat Smell, Anal Power!

All I got was The Ghost of Andre the Giant wearing a name tag.

But what I got is Puper Sowers.