u/HorrorJunkie0666

POST BODY THAT DIFFERS FROM OTHERS

Said my butthole to the massive turd I have been battling for over an hour now.

Said my butthole to the massive turd I have been battling for over an hour now.

When I went to milk the creature I grabbed the wrong nipple and ended up with goo...

I went to milk the creature but I grabbed the wrong nipple and ended up with goo...

My happiness soon died out as it was thing 2 and apparently it was slobbering time, it did not go well for me.

What I mean by that is if you went and stole a car once you got home with that car nobody ever again on the entire planet can do that from now until the end of time. If you go and murder somebody that means nobody can ever murder anyone again from now until the end of time. What crime would you stop by committing it?

Bitches love it when you call them beautiful.

The dream seems like it lasted forever as they always do, but as y'all are aware I'm sure it only lasted a couple minutes.

In this dream I was doing something just some random work task or maybe chores I don't remember. All of a sudden I felt something on the side of my head and I thought it was maybe a bug so I reached up to swat at it. There was an intention there in a perfectly round circle. I pressed on it and realized it had a small edge around it like a lid, I put my fingers on it and twisted and it popped out. It was almost like a freeze plug on an old engine block or perhaps another good way to describe it would be like the lid off of a old can of paint or lacquer maybe. It was about 2 inches wide and it came off and revealed a hole in my head. I remember freaking out when I found it and it popped out and then I started trying to pop it back in. I don't have really long hair so it's maybe a 3/4 of an inch long but it kept getting in the way of popping it back in. I remember in the dream talking to various family members throughout the day and once who I believe was a girlfriend, and for whatever reason I was trying to keep them from seeing it and noticing it, because I was stressed and worried about it and I did not want them to worry also. The thing is as I mentioned about my shorter hair it kept getting in the way of keeping the lid popped in. So I kept being paranoid and constantly checking to make sure it was seated back in right. Also I kept having to actually pop it back in as well. And that was pretty much the entire dream along with me trying to investigate my surroundings and my own memory to figure out why I had this hole in my head with a lid on it. There was more to the dream I just can't remember it all and I've spent all day thinking about it trying to. But as with most dreams about half to two thirds of it faded right after I woke up so I can't remember all of it. But any help with this would be much appreciated.

Knife guy 🪱 stabbed some guy 🪱.

Turns out it was not a commercial, it was a "Cum- Herschel", and he just beat his meat and jizzed all over the audience.

Turns out it was not a commercial, it was a 'Cum-Herschel" and he was just beating his meat and jizzing on the audience.

ALL HAIL THE BUZZ WORDS AND PRAISE MY POLITICAL OPINION THAT IS ONLY BASED ON FEELINGS.

Because the road made kill to me and wanted to eat me.

Because the road made kill to me and it wanted to eat me.

But now it's evil electricity and will only turn the heater on, I'm cooked.

It was actually a wood chipper that was disguised as a bathroom stall.

It was actually a wood chipper disguised as a bathroom stall.

That is until I looked out the window and realized it was an evil day.