r/TwoSentenceSadness

They say every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

But no matter how many times I ring my bell, or get called an angel, or squawk happily when they get home, they'll never let me out of my cage and use mine.

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u/Riddle-Maker — 6 days ago

He took one more sip of his whisky as he staggered his way to his son's room with a loaded gun in his hand.

Then he sat on his bed and put the gun to his mouth, hoping he would finally have the strength to pull the trigger and join his son.

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u/dalonley1 — 6 days ago

Despite the mystic’s warning of becoming starry-eyed, the woman drove home dreaming of her next audition, picturing her name on a Hollywood star.

As her car left the road and she was thrown into a field, she realised she’d never properly looked up to the sky before, watching the millions of twinkling lights as they slowly faded away.

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u/Logical-Role1382 — 6 days ago

When the management company learned the long-term renters had left weeks earlier, they found eight dogs abandoned inside without food or water, some too weak to stand and two already beyond saving.

The worst part was the way the others still crowded the door at every sound, tails wagging for the people who had left them there to die.

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u/Broad-Animator8629 — 14 days ago

At the sleepover, I discovered my friend had several Harry Potter books at his house, so when I got home I immediately told my mother about them

I'm sad that I can no longer be his friend, but thankfully I won't be burning in hell when I eventually die, unlike my former friend.

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u/shf500 — 13 days ago

After hours of practice, my daughter finally learned to ride without training wheels.

Out of breath, she pedaled to the spot where her mother used to cheer, looked back at me, and asked, “Did Mom see me?”

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u/Active-Cold-3700 — 14 days ago

I laughed out loud as i was typing that the voices in this guys head where actually coming from his baby

i gasped when i arrived at a new crime scene and saw little brains splattered all over the place

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u/SeriousShow6706 — 14 days ago

My estranged father called me telling me he wanted to reconnect.

Normally, I would have been ecstatic, but I had just gotten off the phone with my recently deceased grandmother”s lawyer informing me she left everything to me.

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u/Outside_Normal — 14 days ago