u/Outside_Normal

But, in reality, it's just my way of subtly calling her a nosey bitch.

Instead, they started saying how my mother would rather be dead than to have to raise me.

Needless to say, as an amateur photographer, I was quite pleased.

He was just unhealthily obese.

Our screams when it turned into a prince was mirrored by our mother in the kitchen who had been preparing dinner.

Everyone agreed that he was a good king, but a terrible ruler.

When none of us spoke but our uncomfortable silence answered the question, he continued, "So, I'm doing better to you than what your government has done to me!"

I had forgotten to wear my oversized, novelty glasses and my fly was down.

"Wait, what the hell are 'A.I. Chatbots'?"

There's a word for people like that, but, standing next to the crate labelled "hippos", I couldn't recall what it was.

Then, worst of all, they took you away from me.

Yet, I still have room for dessert.

Now, you dare not even cry for fear that your tears would extinguish the dying embers that do nothing but showcase the chill in your bones.

Finishing the shave, I hide my shaking hands and welcome the next customer to my barber shop.

"Sometimes, why?"

All my little mind could comprehend was she didn't want me either.