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As my dog lost its footing by the water, thrashing and whining as she slipped beneath the crystal blue surface, I dove in to rescue her without a second thought.

A mile back up the trail, another hiker could have sworn he heard something as he gave a passing glance to a sign reading “CAUTION — GEOTHERMAL POOLS”.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 — 6 hours ago

My little girl wanted *both* her parents to meet her new imaginary friend, together.

I don't know who the man standing next to my wife is, or why they both act like neither of them can see me.

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u/Gratuitous_Nerdity — 4 hours ago

"Take your pick- your wife lives, or your daughter lives."

My once undying love for my husband quickly dissipated when he responded that the both of us could die- his girlfriend was pregnant with twin boys, and he'd rather live his life with them.

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u/viktoryarozetassi — 3 hours ago

After sleeping with a girl, I watched the wart on my penis grow larger for six weeks, praying it wasn't a serious STD.

Ever since I started feeling a distinct, rhythmic heartbeat inside the lesion a few days ago, I've been praying that it is.

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u/Derpy-and-Sussie — 9 hours ago

It was certainly a surprise to learn the Reaper was a cute girl.

I've been meaning to talk to her, though I've lost count of how many lives I've wasted only to panic and sit through the whole boat ride in silence.

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u/FeedMeDarkness — 2 hours ago

I was always afraid of the deep dark waters at the depths of the ocean and the hidden things in it.

So when I heard the hull caving in, my heart collapsed in fear before the hull did.

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u/reddituser78905 — 3 hours ago
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Don’t Open Your Eyes…

Every night, I feel my cat leap onto the bed and curl up beside me.

I know it isn’t him, I left him when I moved two years ago, and I never open my eyes because I’m terrified it’ll realize I know.

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u/Dylancoleplays — 6 hours ago

After years of misscarrages, failed IVF treatments and a traumatic birth, I was finally able to pick up my newborn son from his incubator

The breathless, bone-white woman on the floor, tried to stop me leaving with her shredded hands but was far too weak so I simply stepped over her and went to the car where my wife was anxiously waiting to meet our son

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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit — 10 hours ago

The judge promised him that he would avoid the death penalty if he told the court where he buried his wife.

But he refused, knowing his death would be far worse if the evil ever got freed from her bounds deep beneath that church.

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u/54321RUN — 10 hours ago

"Father told me if I don't want a girl then he can get a medicine that will kill the child in my wife's womb," he said with an angry face.

His mother had always wondered why so many of her daughters had died in her womb and now she had the answer.

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u/SuvenPan — 6 hours ago

"Now that everyone who could betray me is dead," I said behind my chainlocked door, "I can finally LIVE IN PEACE!!!!!"

I felt a gripping sensation in my throat as I took my first bite of food alone.

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u/Maleficent_Apple4169 — 8 hours ago

My toddler is going in for something called an MRI today.

I wonder if I should have mentioned that she got into her big sister's set of little metal beads again.

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u/tamtrible — 13 hours ago

I looked around nervously before looking up at mommy and asked, "Are you sure daddy won't get mad if we eat without him?"

A smile stretched across mommy's yellow and purple cheek before she pat my head and pushed the funny tasting meatloaf towards me as she said, "Don't worry, daddy can't get mad anymore, sweetheart."

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u/Apli_Kri — 21 hours ago

We all cheered as the next firework, a "screamer," rocketed above the treeline with a shriek like a banshee.

For the briefest of seconds, the explosion illuminated the silhouette of a man.

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u/AuthorAsksQuestions — 19 hours ago