"Almost half of all perinatal deaths in the last 12 months are caused by starvation," the news report said.

"This comes after Ozempic has become an over-the-counter medicine worldwide."

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u/dalonley1 — 9 hours ago

"Ma-ma," the little girl blurted out her first word in front of her proud mother and grandparents.

To the disgust of her jealous dad, who had already started planning his excuse for dropping the baby down the stairs later that night to punish her.

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u/dalonley1 — 1 day ago

"This is the last of your antibiotics," she said as she handed her daughter a pill and a glass of water.

"Your dad doesn't think you will get better, so he doesn't want to waste them on you," she continued as the little girl watched her dad digging her grave through the window.

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u/dalonley1 — 4 days ago

She was sick of taking care of her elderly father, so she left him out in the backyard all day in the blistering heat without a drink.

But luckily he found a can of gasoline and a lighter, so when she went for her afternoon nap, he set fire to her house and he got rescued by the fire department.

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u/dalonley1 — 5 days ago

My mom has been crying herself to sleep every night since my dad left.

I'm hoping that if I keep reminding her of the reasons why she drove my dad away, she will use the gun that she keeps under her pillow, and Dad will come home.

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u/dalonley1 — 5 days ago

When the little girl woke up Christmas morning, she saw a brand new bicycle under her tree.

The boy who owned it told her to take her sleeping bag and leave the park because she was interfering with the football game that he was trying to play with his friends.

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u/dalonley1 — 5 days ago

When she woke up in a small wooden box barely able to breathe she was sure that he had been buried alive.

But then she heard the furnace starting up.

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u/dalonley1 — 6 days ago

The teacher was surprised when he saw the student that he got expelled sitting sitting at the back of his class smiling up at.

But then he noticed that his class was full of students that had ended their lives because of him and he realized where he was.

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u/dalonley1 — 8 days ago

He lied when his mom asked him if he had eaten all his dinner before he went out to play.

He rolled up most of it in a napkin and put it in his pocket so he could give it to his little brother, who was locked in the shed again for misbehaving.

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u/dalonley1 — 9 days ago

Every night when he went to bed his mom used to read him Bible stories to help him fall asleep.

He loved the ones about his father the most, especially the one where he tempted Eve in the garden of Eden.

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u/dalonley1 — 9 days ago

When the animals realized that they were in a zoo, they tried to escape and attack their captors.

But they were an unevolved species, so with their technology it would take millions of years to reach their captors' planet at the other side of the universe.

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u/dalonley1 — 11 days ago

I had a crippling fear of clowns since my dad made me watch a scary movie about a murderous clown when I was a little kid.

I recognized that clown suit from his closet, and the hunting knife from the trunk of his car.

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u/dalonley1 — 11 days ago

"Mommy, why are all those policemen pointing guns at us?" the little girl cried after being woken up by their warning shot.

"Oh, they're not pointing their guns at me," her mom explained as she nervously backed away before the evil that was inside the little girl came back.

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u/dalonley1 — 12 days ago

My sons were so good at hide-and-seek that one day one of them went missing and was never found.

And the other one took the game so seriously he refused to tell us where his brother was hiding.

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u/dalonley1 — 12 days ago

Before my wife died, she made me promise her that I would put flowers on her grave every day after she passed.

A promise that I kept right up until the police found her body because of the flowers that had piled up on her unmarked grave.

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u/dalonley1 — 13 days ago

My whole world got turned upside down after the police told me that my wife got a heart attack while driving and crashed into a ravine.

I clearly remember chopping her up and putting her in the trunk long before I pushed her car into that ravine.

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u/dalonley1 — 13 days ago

She planted two flowers so her husband would never forget their two children who died tragically in a car accident.

One in each eye socket, so even if he did escape from the greenhouse where she kept him, he would never be able to drive again.

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u/dalonley1 — 14 days ago

When the teenager got refused entry into the nightclub, he pulled out a gun and unloaded into the crowd before turning it on himself.

But he ran out of bullets and ended up getting slowly eaten alive by the hoard that was charging towards him.

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u/dalonley1 — 14 days ago

"Mom, Mom, Dad is hanging from the ceiling fan," the little girl cried out as she came running into the kitchen.

"Will I be able to do that when you bite me too?" she continued excitedly.

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u/dalonley1 — 15 days ago