I finally found out the proper way to pick up girls, and I've been successful ever since.

I've progressively worked my way up to two hundred pounds so far.

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u/TheRaincrow — 4 days ago

I wept as I failed to stay my client's execution, but my outrage has exceeded my grief.

Having botched an execution that left the prisoner alive and tortured, but now insensate, they are expending the limits of law and medicine in a hospital at this moment to save their life so they can be executed again.

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u/TheRaincrow — 13 days ago

When I went to claim her remains, the clerk looked at our shared history and then at my face, sliding the paperwork back with a frostbitten sneer.

Under the law, I am a legal stranger to the woman who held my heart for twenty years, denied even the right to hold her ashes.

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u/TheRaincrow — 1 month ago

I know I'm a bad girl, but my Father looks out for me like people of my faith do.

He takes care of all my sinful desires of the flesh himself, so that I don't shame my family in public.

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u/TheRaincrow — 1 month ago

I have fought for and encouraged my colleagues to stand up for their rights, more than once risking my own standing to keep people from being fired, and they called me their friend.

Now, unjustly dismissed purely as an example, I watch them fearfully turn away from me in their cubicles as I leave, while the tyrannical manager beams at their display of proper attitude.

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u/TheRaincrow — 1 month ago

"You know, Dad, I'm sorry that you spent your pension and savings on lawyers trying in vain to save your favorite child from the prison sentence he earned."

"But I'm still the same son you always despised and rejected for not being your version of a man; so good luck finding a home that will take you in now."

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

I keep your winter coat hanging in the foyer as a soft, hollow armor against the state’s decree that we are now strangers.

Outside, the sirens are busy renaming our streets, systematically erasing every path you might have taken to find your way back to me.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

The wedding invitation arrived in a plain white envelope addressed only to me, bearing a stern note from my father detailing the exact radius of my inclusion, or exclusion.

Forbidden to attend my sister's wedding with my partner, we realized that blood is sometimes the thickest barrier of all.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

I was always told life was a joke, but I never quite understood the punchline.

Now, strapped to the metal chair with my jaw clamped shut, the giggles are starting to tear right through my teeth

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

I spent twenty minutes practicing the exact words I wanted to use to show my love and gratitude, only to watch my mother’s face crumple at hearing my usual soft monotone.

No matter how loudly my heart is screaming with deep emotion, my autism refuses to turn up the volume.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

She didn't have the words to tell me why she was crying, so she simply pulled my hand to the stove to show me the pan that she had burned her fingers on.

My child is trapped in a world where she is locked in with every obstacle, but lacks the key to ask for help.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

I practiced my "I’m happy for you" face in the mirror until my face ached like I'd been punched.

When I finally gave my speech at your award dinner, you were already looking past me to see if the champagne had arrived.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

Of course I feel bad that my sister's husband is cheating on her, cause yeah, I know that's wrong.

But she still treats me like a kid; and he treats me like a woman.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

Damn you, big brother, after all the hell we've weathered these long years, for choosing the one impossible day I was a state away and utterly unable to reach you.

I will forever love you, yet this bitter anger still rages, even as I desperately pray you've finally found your peace at long last.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

Where is the soft-voiced gentle one, who brought us soothing touches and sweet food?

The bad one pulled me from my cage and rubbed liquid fire on my eyes, and now there is only pain and darkness.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

I was nine years old, shivering in terror, watching something I should never have witnessed in a half-shaded window across from the car I sat in.

"I just wanted you to know what a filthy whore your mother was", my father explained, getting out of the driver door as he pushed the safety off on his shotgun.

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u/TheRaincrow — 2 months ago

Everyone keeps telling me how much progress I’ve made because I finally learned to force myself to make eye contact when they speak.

They don’t understand that every single time I look into their eyes, it feels like staring directly into a blinding, painful light just to make them comfortable in the dark.

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u/TheRaincrow — 3 months ago