When I was a kid, I played seven minutes in heaven with my sister.

But I couldn't bring her back to life with Dad's defibrillator after I strangled her like the older boys said.

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u/54321RUN — 2 days ago

He said to the doctor, "I would spend every penny I have on treatment to save my son's life."

Then he pointed to his dying daughter and continued, "But not one of those pennies would I waste to save her."

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u/54321RUN — 2 days ago

My dad used his pet spider to help women who have been in abusive relationships.

Just one bite and their partner is almost certainly going to die.

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u/54321RUN — 2 days ago

My wife's life support is getting turned off tomorrow and the kids are heart broken over it.

So is my wife, but I'm just sick of having to take care of her.

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u/54321RUN — 3 days ago

When I was a kid, I tied my brother to railway tracks and told him that I would let him go when a train came.

I didn't lie, but that line had been closed for 50 years, so he is still tied up out there.

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u/54321RUN — 3 days ago

He didn't even react when he woke up and saw his son's severed head on his lap.

He just took another pill and closed his eyes again, thinking it was just another hallucination.

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u/54321RUN — 6 days ago

He ripped out his daughter's finger nails one by one, but she still wouldn't tell him where her brother was hiding.

She wanted to punish her dad over walking out and leaving her with her abusive mother as a baby, so she refused to tell him where she buried her brother until he ran out of air.

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u/54321RUN — 8 days ago

When the doctor told the little girl's parents that she was fine and they would be able to take her home, they cried with relief.

But then the nurse pointed out that he was looking at the wrong chart and he realized that the little girl wouldn't make it past the night.

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u/54321RUN — 10 days ago

Her grandmother taught her how to fight so she would finally be able to stand up to her bullies.

But no matter how hard she fought, her parents were just too strong for her.

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u/54321RUN — 10 days ago

My wife swore that she would kill herself and both of our children if I ever left her.

So thanks to her I was able to move in with my new girlfriend without any baggage dragging me down.

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u/54321RUN — 12 days ago

He cooked up the last of his heroin and injected it into his baby's neck while she slept.

Then he put the needle in his wife and put the baby down beside her so she would get the blame and called the police.

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u/54321RUN — 12 days ago

"How many puppies can we keep, Daddy?" the little girl asked after her dog gave birth.

"None, honey, they are just mongrels," he replied as he picked them up and threw them in a plastic bag.

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u/54321RUN — 12 days ago

"Why did you tell Dad that we were at Grandma's house when he rang?" the little girl asked.

"So you want the thing that ate grandma to get dad too," she continued after seeing her mom smirk.

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u/54321RUN — 12 days ago

He begged his mom to take him to see the monkeys one more time before the zookeepers had to kill them off.

He really wanted to see the bald ones that stood on two feet because after that they were going to be extinct.

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u/54321RUN — 14 days ago

Working as a cook most of my life, I often wondered what human flesh would taste like.

But after spending all these years preparing it, I'm not sure that I could eat anything in McDonald's.

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u/54321RUN — 14 days ago

Every year a child from our village is chosen to be sacrificed to the gods so the rest of our people can live.

They showed us what they did to the last village with their boomsticks on their magic boxes for disobeying them.

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u/54321RUN — 18 days ago

She always wondered why her parents left her out in the forest alone to die when she was a little girl.

That was until she went out there looking for answers when she got older and found their bodies, and the memories of how she killed them came flooding back.

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u/54321RUN — 18 days ago

He prepared a very special last meal for his wife made up of all her favorite foods that she asked for.

But she didn't know that he put the poison in the food and gave it to their son because the pain medication made her feel sick.

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u/54321RUN — 20 days ago

Her parents bought her a puppy because they knew how much she struggled making friends.

They said that it was easier rather then spending time with her themselves.

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u/54321RUN — 21 days ago