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Our kids died of salmonella poisoning after my wife fed them rotten meat.

She shouldn't have gone behind my back and tried to sneak them food anyway, so it was her own fault.

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u/54321RUN — 11 hours ago

My parents cut my meals down by half.

My parents cut my meals down by half.

The doctor told them to never give me fast food because of how ill it was making me, but they said that was too extreme and only let me eat McDonald's three times a day instead

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u/54321RUN — 1 day ago

The government has passed new legislation stating that all prisoners will be sent to the Mars colony no matter how minor the offense.

With no new volunteers willing to defend the mining colony against the constant native attacks, they had no choice.

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u/54321RUN — 2 days ago

"Come quick, Mom, there is something wrong with dad; I found him crawling through the mud at the end of the garden," the little boy explained.

"I knew I should have buried him deeper," his mom thought as she grabbed her shovel and went out into the garden.

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u/54321RUN — 3 days ago

My wife tried to cut herself when she woke up, and I told her that I brought friends over for dinner.

But it was too late; the bugs had already gone in too deep.

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u/54321RUN — 4 days ago

I found a loaded gun beside my son's bed and switched the bullets with blanks.

At least that way I knew that no one else would get hurt when he brought it to school the next day and the cops shot him down.

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u/54321RUN — 5 days ago

I broke my baby's neck with my bare arms the second she was born.

It was either that or the prison doctor was going to send her to live with her father.

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u/54321RUN — 5 days ago

My dad died while driving to work this morning.

His truck drifted to the wrong side of the road and hit a school bus, killing everyone on board because I put a sedative in his coffee.

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u/54321RUN — 6 days ago

"Mom, someone is trying to kidnap Tommy," the little girl shouted as she watched her brother get taken from their garden by two masked men from her window.

"I'm sorry, honey," her mother replied as she staggered in the door with a needle hanging out of her arm, "but we had to pay our debt somehow."

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u/54321RUN — 8 days ago

As he slowly made his way through the long, dark tunnel, staring at the light at the end, he thought about all the people he would see when he got to his heaven.

And all the horrible things that he would do to humanity when he finally crawled out of the pit.

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u/54321RUN — 9 days ago

I had three choices: shoot myself, shoot my brother, or shoot the kidnapper, so I shot the kidnapper.

But it was only when the kidnapper smiled and pointed towards the key pad before he died that I realized he was the only one who knew the combination to get out.

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u/54321RUN — 10 days ago

My parents took my brother to the zoo for his birthday, and he ended up falling into the bear enclosure.

That was the first time that they had ever done anything nice for him, so he should have known that they were up to something.

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u/54321RUN — 10 days ago

"Mommy, why do you keep sleeping with our neighbor Michael behind Dad's back?" the little girl asks.

"Because he won't listen to me when I try to tell him no," her mom replied as their cell door opened and Michael walked in.

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u/54321RUN — 11 days ago

His brother thought that he was fast enough to outrun a train.

That's what his parents kept telling him anyway, but deep down he knew that he jumped.

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u/54321RUN — 12 days ago

My dad told me that he was going to throw me out of home as soon as I turned 18.

Then the night before my birthday he untied the boat while I was sleeping, so it drifted out to sea, and then dragged me from my bed to tell me to jump out.

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u/54321RUN — 13 days ago

His parents died when he was only 4 years old in a plane crash.

He survived for a few months feeding on berries before the winter came and he ran out of food.

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u/54321RUN — 13 days ago