u/Head_Fix_7895

r/TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceSadness

▲ 78 r/TwoSentenceSadness

The old man pulled the white sheets up to his chin, exhausted after all the hours spent celebrating at his loving daughter’s wedding.

It could only have been better if he had known the beautiful bride.

u/Head_Fix_7895 — 1 day ago

▲ 78 r/TwoSentenceSadness

On our first night together, the love of my life whispered to me that she always takes a discreet token before she ends a relationship.

I didn’t think much of waking up to an empty bed until I realized the top button of my favorite shirt was gone too.

u/Head_Fix_7895 — 4 days ago

▲ 118 r/TwoSentenceHorror

ITAW for those things that try to leave your eye socket?

I always wondered what those were for, those little bits of flesh above your eyeballs that come out every few hours.

u/Head_Fix_7895 — 2 months ago