r/3amjokes

That really was some sound advice.

A Stick

I never knew my real ladder.

to stop people from running late

You'll strain your voice.

Karma farm please upvote

On the other hand, you don’t.

It means she's india :3

Sadly it's a dying fart

There were just too many issues.

I can’t see red, and I can’t understand octagonal shapes.

I don’t know when to stop.

I really hit the high mark on that one

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for erection pills.

The pharmacist gives him a pack and says, “That’ll be $20.”

The man says, “Alright, the butcher next door will pay for it,” then points toward the butcher shop and walks out with the pills.

The pharmacist is confused, but he sees the butcher nodding from next door, so he assumes they know each other.

The next day, another customer comes in and asks,
“Be honest with me… are these pills actually any good?”

The pharmacist replies,
“Its so good that a men yesterday before he even swallowed the pill, fucked both me and the butcher .”

technical question

I don't know, either. I never could figure out Claus-Benedict-Horatios.

but I was told they don't keep track.

I’m finally a groan man

A Bollycule

Sure, if it will make you stop laughing and tell me how I look in it.”he replied.

He really went on a deodo-rant