▲ 51 r/3amjokes
A woman is waiting at a bus stop with her kid. A cop is waiting there too
Kid: “Mooooom, when’s the bus coming?”
Mom: “Soon, honey. It should be here any minute.”
Two minutes later:
Kid: “Mooooom, when’s the bus coming?”
Mom: “I don’t know, honey. Maybe it broke down. They’re probably waiting for a mechanic.”
Two minutes later:
Kid: “Mooooom, when’s the bus coming?”
Mom: “The mechanic’s probably there already. They’ll fix it soon.”
Kid: “Mooooom, when’s the bus coming?”
Mom: “He probably fixed it, but now they have to inspect it to make sure everything still works.”
Kid: “Mooooom, when’s the bus coming?”
Mom: “They probably finished inspecting it. Now they just have to wash it because it’s dirty.”
The cop finally loses his shit and yells:
“Why the fuck are they washing the damn bus now?!
u/DavideBelinga — 9 hours ago