He asked for a whole pie, took a bite, then said "Gross" but ate the whole thing.
Then I asked if he would like another cup of coffee, he said "Bitter" but held up his cup anyway.
Finally before leaving, I asked if he would rate my dating profile photo, he took one look, shook his head and just said "Nine" and left a generous tip. Guess that wasn't so bad after all.
"Unfortunately, the two eggs have went under permanently" they said.
"Under where?" I asked.
"Exactly." Then they continue working.
They said that it was doctored.
No one was expecting them.
Bagpeckers.
"Canucks? What's that?"
"Canada."
"Oh, Canada...."
"See, told ya."
People again asked, "Ok, why do you name it like that?"
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I said, "Because of Turkey."
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"Turkey?"
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"No, it's Tur-keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
People asked, "Why Fyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
It's called A-New-Biz.
Then a seven-headed dragon walks in.
Mum, bye.
Probably doing a mare-athon.
It's too close to home.
Pure lunar-sea.
Hits different when you're watching British porn.