We named her Legend.

The milk she produces is absolutely exquisite.

But that's to be expected because she's a

LegenDairy Cow.

Rule 2: NON-COMPETITIVE DECK

Stats untracked. Mobile deck code in the comments below. Just copy the comment text from your reddit app and build a new deck.

Description:

Classic Mill Rogue returns, with a modern twist!

Because the new Azalina + Harvester deck is so popular, I've decided to counter them by building a deck that is 94% immune to theft.

### Anti-Theft
# Class: Rogue
# Format: Wild
#
# 2x (0) Counterfeit Coin
# 2x (0) Preparation
# 2x (0) Shadowstep
# 2x (1) Breakdance
# 2x (1) Dig for Treasure
# 1x (1) Door of Shadows
# 2x (1) Gear Shift
# 1x (1) Gone Fishin'
# 1x (1) Lie in Wait
# 2x (1) Togwaggle's Scheme
# 2x (2) Cultist Map
# 2x (2) Gang Up
# 2x (2) Secret Passage
# 2x (2) Swindle
# 1x (3) Bounce Around (ft. Garona)
# 2x (3) Shroud of Concealment
# 1x (4) E.T.C., Band Manager
#   1x (2) Lab Recruiter
#   1x (3) Coldlight Oracle
#   1x (8) King Togwaggle
# 1x (9) Ysera, Emerald Aspect
# 
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How it works:

Azalina will copy 20 cards from your deck, and Harvester will steal the original card that the copy was made from.

However, there's only two or three cards in the entire 30 card deck that actually matter; ETC Band Manager, Shadowstep/Breakdance, and one of the copy cards (gang up/Togwaggle's Scheme)

Everything else is harmless filler that helps your opponent deplete their deck faster, and if the card is stolen, your deck gets thinner, allowing you to draw your copied cards more consistently.

All of your important cards were hidden from Azalina inside ETC Band Manager, so there's no way for your opponent to obtain copies of them via Azalina.

Even if your opponent plays the stolen copy of ETC Band Manager, they will be stuck choosing the cards they have put inside their own ETC Band Manager (or nothing at all) and yours are completely safe.

Mulligan Phase:

Keep the quest, ETC Band Manager, Gang Up, Togwaggle's Scheme. Toss everything else.

Gameplay:

Find, Play, and Copy ETC Band Manager ASAP.

Do not keep your original ETC by returning him to your hand unless you can afford to play him immediately after the return. Copying him is important if you can't play him twice in a single turn.

Pick Coldlight Oracle or Lab Recruiter first, so you can copy those, too.

Hint: if your Togwaggle's Scheme can copy more than Twice, pick Coldlight Oracle and copy that with Togwaggle's Scheme. Else, pick Lab Recruiter and copy him twice with Togwaggle's Scheme or thrice with Gang Up.

Because your copies occurred AFTER Azalina's copy function, your generated copies are (mostly) safe from theft.

From here, play a single ETC copy to obtain the other card, but keep King Togwaggle inside ETC until he's needed. Next, move into the mill Phase.

Mill Phase:

1. Play a Coldlight Oracle
2. Copy it with Lab Recruiter
3. Play another Coldlight Oracle
4. Use a Lab Recruiter to copy Lab Recruiter
5. Repeat.

As long as you copy the Lab Recruiter once for every two Coldlight Oracles played, you should have an endless supply of cards.

King Togwaggle:

With the release of Kil'jaeden, the mill archetype kinda tanked.

If your opponent plays Kil'jaeden to counter your mill efforts, you'll be hard-pressed to deal fatigue damage.

King Togwaggle to the rescue!

Because your greedy opponent has a handful of copied cards and a few of their own, continue to stuff their hand full with Coldlight Oracle's Battlecry, then play King Togwaggle to swap decks with them.

Because their hand was full, they won't have King Togwaggle's Ransom to swap back. You now have their endless supply of buffed demons and your Master Dusk hero power will draw two extra every turn. Hopefully, Ysera has given you enough mana to play all three demons.

At this point, you change game tactics. Expend all of your Coldlight Oracles to draw cards, deal fatigue damage, free up hand space, then use the endless supply of buffed demons to attack your opponent.

Just be careful of what demons you're holding. Some of them have nasty kickbacks.

Alternate Deck:

Swap out Coldlight Oracle with Selfish Shellfish if you're milling yourself too much. You'll lose tempo, so Master Dusk's hero power will be required for your draw ability.

So why don't we see any coin rogues countering boarlock?

Just toss up 4 coins and play Stickyfinger and hit them with their own weapon.

They refused to concede after being hit?

Preparation into Sharp Shipment on your next turn to give the weapon +2/+2

They still didn't concede yet?

You got 3 more swings. Off with their head!

I don't care if people claim that it will kill the aggro archetype.

But we can't just let the aggro archetype go around unchecked.

We need to bring back the balance.

I don't know how much more I can stand, having to die or concede on turn 3.

One can only press the queue button so many times within a 5 minute span before this game gets boring.

I'm glad the <special> people are having fun, but what about the rest of us?