Do you know why so many American kids die in school massacres?
Because they're not allowed to run in the corridors.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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Do you know why so many American kids die in school massacres?
Because they're not allowed to run in the corridors.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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Do you know why so many American kids die in school massacres?
Because they're not allowed to run in the corridors.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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Do you know why so many American kids die in school massacres?
Because they're not allowed to run in the corridors.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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Sometimes you can sense a friend wants to take things further will it ruin the friendship things get hot and heavy on the sofa one night you think this doesn't feel right you're my best friend.
You're not even allowed on the couch. Bad dog, down boy.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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I once fucked a girl with one leg.
Should have used my cock.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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At what point do you get paranoid about receiving enlarge your penis emails?
I'm currently getting about 10 a day eight of them are from my girlfriend.
The two from my mom that really hurt.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 9 days ago
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I broke up with a girl once because she lied about her weight.
I say that, she died in a bungee jumping accident.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 9 days ago
The closest thing to a mentor I've ever had..
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 10 days ago
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Another horrific would you rather
These "Would You Rather's" get worse every time
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 10 days ago
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Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed?
Still no superheros.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
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My girlfriend use to get upset because I left the toilet seat up. So, I don't do that anymore I put it now. But theres no winning with her.
Now she gets annoyed because its covered in piss.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
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The countryside is great…
unless you want to buy anything, go anywhere, do anything, or see anyone.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
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it's not the pursuit of happiness it's the happiness of the pursuit.
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