I don’t know about you good people, but I can’t help feeling we’re being overcharged for our groceries.
Very little.
Truth be told, I fucking love dwarfs, but I never tell them that I love them, because I don’t want them to get big-headed.
“Hong Kong Ping Pong King Kong Sing-Song Ding Dong”?
Yeah, obviously!
… men. A lot of men say, when they first get together with a woman, they can’t initially tell if it’s “the real thing”, but I can, cos I’ve got a special little indicator that sticks up.
I suppose, fair enough, one of her tits is bigger than the other.
I'm not sure about you, but I think we're being overcharged on groceries.
On reflection, l think they meant on the outside.
Maybe if they got themselves organized, it'd be better.
But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.