▲ 45 r/Jokes
Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door
and sometimes, I let them out.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
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▲ 36 r/3amjokes
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists.
It's flying off the shelves.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 3 days ago
▲ 124 r/Jokes
Things get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant
and there’s an entire religion!
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 11 days ago
▲ 3 r/3amjokes
It's easy to tell if your house is haunted.
It isn't.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 11 days ago
▲ 2 r/dadjokes
My girlfriend's family are getting suspicious.
Her husband especially.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 11 days ago
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A hotel receptionist said, "We've put you in a disabled room." I said, "What's different about it?"
He said, "It's got a walk-in shower."
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
▲ 46 r/3amjokes
I bought a penis enlargement cream.
If the cream actually worked, wouldn't the guy in the after photo have massive hands?
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
▲ 10 r/dadjokes
Deafness is becoming a problem for me.
I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 20 days ago
▲ 205 r/3amjokes
My friend said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No it doesn't."
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 27 days ago
▲ 321 r/Jokes
My girlfriend sat me down for a serious relationship conversation. She said, "We're at a crossroads." "One road leads to hard work and commitment." "The other is a dead end."
I said, "That's not a crossroads. That's a T-junction."
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 27 days ago
▲ 0 r/dadjokes
I got pulled over for speeding. The officer said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" He said, "88 miles an hour."
I was trying to get back to 1955
u/JimmyCarr_Official — 27 days ago