r/Killtony

Post show sit-down, audio only

This contestant appeared twice in 2023 and it’s the hardest to watch, in my opinion maybe the most entertaining bomb I’ve ever seen on the show (of recent times)

The contestant was a short fat dude with glasses, not funny at all, and somehow Tony didn’t recognize him the second time (read details below):

The 1st appearance: the comic bombed, and within one minute of the interview he kept interrupting Tony while he was trying to ask questions and mumbled “whatever fuck you guys” or something along the lines of that, and Tony immediately went “you know what get the fuck out of here do not sign up again” very awkwardly left

Appearing again months later…

2nd appearance: Tony doesn’t recognize him, bombs again, it’s the RIC FLAIR episode (loaded table as well, Shane, Ari, Mark…) and during the interview Ric Flair said some stuff about how he will never make fun of someone performing and didn’t understand how the format of the show was make fun of the people that bomb on stage.

Now this wasn’t the part where Ric gave the sad speech about his son ODing and walked off, but this was earlier and obviously the first straw in that show where Ric Flair started to get mad at what the roasting part of the show was about.

Do yall remember this?

Just on box office, I am guessing Shane Gillis or Matt Rife. Who else is in the discussion?

The great spirit in the sky lifts me up, redban plays the horn, and I die a happy and fulfilled man

Hell yeah.

Oh man, it's summertime. I love summertime because my white friends show back up. They go into hiding when it's wintertime and I just -- I miss flexing how good my white friends is like on the internet.

Like all of my black friends and family, they hit me up after I post a story of me on another jetski that I didn't just pay for. And they're like, "Hey, share your white friends with us." And I'm like, "No, nigga. Y'all don't know how to act. Y'all don't know how to act at all."

Like, I got better white friends than white people. Like, what did you do last weekend? (Points to an audience member, no audible response). I was at WrestleMania. All right? I was at WrestleMania because my white friends took me. It was a great time.

So I finally decided to take my brother out to a sandbar party. A sandbar is this thing that happens in the ocean and like a piece of land come up and then you take a boat over there and then you get to claim the land. Right? So I really get to give my brother his forty acres and a mule. Right? (cat meows). I get to really just put it on for him.

And after about forty minutes of arguing with that nigga, he finally took his Air Force 1's off at the beach. Right? Because he looked me dead in my eyes and he was like, "Ain't nobody going to see my toes." Right? And I respect boundaries.

And so this nigga got his socks in the sand. And when you at a sandbar, that when like another group of white people come, you got to fight these niggas to the death. You got to play like beer pong in flip club (?) and the loser got to -- they got to go.

And they was real (sic) happy to have two black friends there, nigga. We held the island the whole day. After -- because like the week before, they was like, "Yo, Dedrick, when you coming out? We just lost six islands. You know what I'm saying? They brought their black friends. You supposed to be here. You know, suit up."

That's my time. I love you.

Total time: 1 minute, 55 seconds

Recognizeable attempts at some kind of a logical joke (in bold): 0

Landed jokes: 0

"Niggas": 5

Percentage of the set that was yelled: 0

Comments that didn't make any sense: 1

The comment I didn't understand was "beer pong in flip club". I'm pretty sure that that's what he said. I know what beer pong is but not "flip club".

But another set with NO ATTEMPTS at a logical joke. This was just him boasting. He starts by boasting about going to WrestleMania and moves on to boasting about sandbar fights, whatever the fuck that is. Tony didn't know what it is either.

It's fine to talk about obscure, regional activites but THROW SOME FUCKING JOKES IN. Dedrick doesn't get it. He doesn't know what a joke is. He just rambles.

And this was a particularly offensive set. He shits on black people, saying that they don't know how to behave in polite society, and then brags about all of this upper/middle class white person shit that he's been getting up to.

Dedrick...you're a comedian. Allegedly. Tell some god damned motherfucking jokes. Are you able to do that? WHY is this guy a regular? Who's the audience for this? Self-hating black people? Why would ANYBODY want to hear about how rich this guy is? It's complete insanity.

He is coming to my local comedy club (Lafayette, LA) and I'm pumped up to see him. Who has seen him live? How is he?

We had Enrique Chacon and Ric Diez not too long ago at a strip club doing a show, but I wasn't interested in seeing them. Glad we are getting Martin. I REALLY hope it opens the door for Ari Matti to come here before he blows up and starts headlining arenas.

EDIT: spelling