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Let's Not Standardize Electrocuting People in Haunted Houses

My girlfriend and I love going to haunted houses and horror attractions during Halloween. However, I've now had two separate experiences where I was shocked without my knowledge or consent, and I am absolutely not okay with that.

The first incident happened at a haunted house. My girlfriend and I entered a completely pitch-black room where we had to feel our way around. When I reached the door and tried to open it, I was suddenly jolted by these coil-like things. I decided to ignore the rules and use my flashlight to see what the hell had just happened. That's when I discovered that the walls were covered in coils designed to shock people. This was advertised as a no-touch haunted attraction. To me, that means I should expect to be scared, not physically touched or electrocuted. I had no reason to expect that trying to open a door would result in getting shocked.

The second incident happened at another haunted house I recently visited, and it was even worse. The pain was x10 worse than the previous haunted house. If you ever had to get tased as part of law enforcement or military training, it felt worse than that IMO.

In one room, an actor instructed us to play Simon Says. When we were told to grab some metal bars hanging from the ceiling, I specifically asked whether they would shock us. I noticed they were metal, and after my previous experience, I made it clear that I did not want to be shocked. The actor told me they wouldn't shock me.

I trusted what the actor told me, grabbed the bars, and immediately received a shock that was significantly worse than previous haunted house. I was pissed and slammed my arms against the floor and cussing up a storm in anger from the pain. Instead of showing any concern, the actor laughed at me, mocked my reaction to the pain, and made some sarcastic comment about how fun playing Simon Says was.

After leaving, I learned that the ticket sellers were supposedly supposed to inform guests about the shocks. Not a single person mentioned it to me. I also reread the rules and policies, and all I found was generic language about standard attraction risks and liability waivers. Nowhere did I see an explicit warning that guests would be subjected to electric shocks.

And honestly, even if there were some obscure reference to it buried in the fine print, I shouldn't have to comb through pages of legal language just to find out whether an attraction intends to shock me with electricity. Something like that deserves a clear, upfront warning. It should never be something guests have to discover the hard way. Getting electrocuted isn't standard in haunted attractions.

I understand that going to a haunted house involves certain risks. For example, if I slip in the darkness and get cut or bruised, for example, and the attraction wasn't negligent, that's a risk I can reasonably understand and accept. Darkness, obstacles, startling actors, and frightening environments are all part of the experience. But there's a difference between accepting the ordinary risks of a haunted house and unknowingly agreeing to be subjected to something that deliberately causes physical pain. I consented to being scared. I did not consent to being shocked or be apart of anything that would deliberately cause me pain.

I understand that extreme haunted attractions exist specifically to push people's limits, and some even advertise themselves as intense, physically demanding experiences. If someone knowingly signs up for one of those attractions after being clearly informed about what it entails, that's their decision. But ordinary haunted houses shouldn't be shocking guests without their explicit, informed consent.

I love horror attractions. I love being startled, chased, intimidated by actors, and immersed in terrifying scenarios. I don't want to see those experiences ruined or eliminated. But there is a fundamental difference between frightening someone and deliberately inflicting pain on them.

Electric shocks should never be sprung on unsuspecting guests. At an absolute minimum, attractions that use them must provide clear, explicit warnings and obtain informed consent beforehand. Guests should have the opportunity to decide whether they're comfortable with that kind of experience before they enter, not discover it only after they've already been hurt.

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u/Muphenz — 3 days ago
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Used to abuse 3-4 energy drinks a day… this is now my stack

Been months since I had one… really craving a Ghost / C4 though.

This stack will last forever on $25 spent

u/Background-Mark2457 — 3 days ago
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it's the next day and i'm still pissed off

Fifty million plus dollars to go to end up going to the Texas Bowl as best case scenario

Entire country hates us. We're the laughingstock of the nation.

Kicker misses 2 chipshot field goals and we still trip over our dicks and lose.

Nothing will be done to change this. It's so fucking infuriating.

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u/Ahills2428 — 3 days ago
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Does anyone here drink Gorilla Mind and take antidepressants?

I heard Gorilla mind has saffron extract as an ingredient and that it can increase serotonin in the brain. This could be a problem since antidepressants do the same thing. Would it cause serotonin syndrome? I'm curious, cause I'm on 30mg of Citalopram daily, and I would like to try this brand.

u/L_G_D_Official — 3 days ago
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Tourists ordering "normal" coffee

I work in a small cafe just on the edge of the capitals Old Town, which is the tourist area. It's fairly normal that in a full cafe, each of the tables is a different nationality (maybe a few locals). I love it, I love seeing different people enjoying my city, country and culture, I love helping people figure out what they want. There is one thing that sometimes grinds my gears.

The ammount of people that try to order "normal" or "regular" coffee is truly baffling. Most of the time, it means either americano, espresso or batch brew, but it has also turned out to mean lungo, iced americano, Hario V60, instant coffe, cappuccino and gods know what else.

By now, I have figured out what a normal coffee means in some of the countries, but having to guess where a person is from is silly. I have started saying "if normal was the same everywhere, people wouldn't be traveling", but I keep thinking that one crappy day, I will just snap and give someone a 5 minute espresso shot and go "this is normal here".

[Not quite an edit] While I was writing this, I had an interaction that went something like -"Black coffee" -"Americano?" -"No, black coffee" and the person couldn't explain what coffee they want then, even when prompted with explanations.

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u/Accomplished-Bug1292 — 4 days ago
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Pro wrestler comes out on TV and crowd is overwhelmingly supportive

u/AshleyTheGuy — 11 days ago
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Girlfriend broke up with me because of a bidet

Was in the middle of Central Park and the urge to go number two hit me.. I had to choose between going back to my apartment (15 minutes away) so I can sit on a clean toilet and use my bidet or going to a public one in Central Park with no bidet.. I of course chose to go home.

My girlfriend however, chose to continue walking alone and then broke up with me once I called her afterwards to inform her of the successful rendezvous with the bidet..

I don't know what the moral of the story is, but it involved a bidet and so here we are.

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u/GuitarRuinedMyLife — 11 days ago
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My Wife Says 7 GoRucks Are 6 Too Many — Where Are Folks Selling These Days?

My wife has decided that 7 GORUCKs is 5 too many, so I’m finally thinning the herd. Negotiated keeping the GR2 and Rucker 1.0. I’ve got a mix of older/discontinued bags including a Camo Green/Coyote GR1 26L, original Echo 16L Multicam, Ingress Rucker, curved-strap GR1, and a GR1 Shooter. Where are people actually buying/selling GORUCK gear these days? Facebook groups, Carryology, eBay, somewhere else? I’m more interested in finding a good home than squeezing every last dollar out of them. Thanks!

u/Bahnhacker — 11 days ago