r/2sentence2horror
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My girlfriend has never looked me in the eyes a day in her life.
my eyes were tiny escalators
u/Specific_Winter_4951 — 1 day ago
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They call me Micro Petis Jones
Because my penouis built Jonestown alone.
u/CLArgonaut — 2 days ago
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Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Boys go to Neptune to get….. EVIL GOONS 😈😈😈
u/SoundwavesBurnerPage — 2 days ago
Greek man ripped a fat, musty fart
“dμdε ωhατ τhε fμcκ”, asked his cock-throbbing friend as they are both inside the Trojan horse.
u/ItsGotThatBang — 2 days ago
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I turned to my husband in dismay when the "you are what you eat curse" went off; to my horror, he was turning into... our missing daughter.
Horrified, I said, "Moo."
u/contadepornografia — 3 days ago