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"Whose pussy is this?" I demanded.
Mid-thrust, I felt my whole body trip into vertigo, and then sink into inky black; "This pussy belongs to the void," something echoed around me.
u/deoboijeu — 1 day ago
r/2sentence2horror
▲ 33 r/2sentence2horror
The pounding on door wouldn't stop, no matter how much I screamed and cursed, until I finally unloaded my shotgun into the door.
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u/goodmobileyes — 1 day ago
▲ 24 r/2sentence2horror
I am not scared of you anymore you already killed all my familly
##"OH trust me there is more family for me to kill" said the penis cutting guy
u/UniqueChallenge1592 — 1 day ago
▲ 41 r/2sentence2horror
I apologize that this first sentence is so long and I understand that it IS a bit of a run-on sentence but I greatly appreciate you taking the time to read it and give it your full, undivided attention.
It kept you distracted long enough for me to slip closer.
u/akagenre — 2 days ago
▲ 11 r/2sentence2horror
i used the table saw carelessly
i chopped it off
u/Known_Discussion9443 — 1 day ago
▲ 17 r/2sentence2horror
“The water quality is great around here, I just drink directly from the tap!”
Little did he know, the nearby reservoir was contaminated with eggs from… the creature…
(true story 😮)
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u/DCPoisonIvy — 2 days ago
▲ 45 r/2sentence2horror
"I hate shaving my head," I said to my barber.
"Say no more," he says as he puts his balls on my shoulder.
u/CitizenPremier — 2 days ago
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“One bowl of ramen couldn’t hurt,” I said.
Evil ramen.
u/The_Dangerous_Kiwi — 3 days ago
▲ 54 r/2sentence2horror
I was once told humans have a way to sense when someones watching from the back
I really hope thats not true because im about to tingle this guys ass from behind
u/spinozian — 3 days ago
▲ 16 r/2sentence2horror
I stripped off all my clothes, desperate to make sure the bomb wasnt on me anymore
"Boom" said my penis, which was actually bomb
u/goodmobileyes — 2 days ago
▲ 47 r/2sentence2horror
"Finally, the... creature is dead" the Farmer thought
Little did he know, the... creature will return in Avengers Doomsday
u/Ok-Advertising4048 — 3 days ago
▲ 15 r/2sentence2horror
I killed the last witness.
The chicken saw me.
u/Human-Fennel9579 — 3 days ago
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I was invited to a barbecue.
It was hosted by Jeff the Griller and he jeff-the-grilled me.
u/CreativestName69420 — 3 days ago
▲ 25 r/2sentence2horror
As I woke up and opened my eyes I said today is going to be a beautiful day.
But then I looked out the window and realized it was an evil day.
u/HorrorJunkie0666 — 3 days ago
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And then that clone also saw another clone with a knife...
u/Professional-Net1940 — 4 days ago
▲ 36 r/2sentence2horror
The woods of Appalachia hide terrible things of which we do not speak.
Mostly generational poverty and opioid addiction.
u/RosemaryBasilThyme — 4 days ago
▲ 55 r/2sentence2horror
you've been hit by you've been struck by
1999 dodge durango
u/ICanHazRecon911 — 4 days ago