u/CreativestName69420

Hint 1: Pretty short game

But instead he caught the meat worm.

We all know Nintendo and S*ga were bitter rivals in the early days of the console wars, but believe it or not, they are actually buddies now. Let me explain why.

S*ga was originally an arcade developer before they discovered that all the cool kids were buying consoles now, so they decided to look into the best of the best, Nintendo. They analyzed Mario's platformers, but disliked how Mario was happy and kid-friendly. They thought that gamers would want a more mature character to play as, so they created S*nic the H*dgeh*g. This is where trouble starts for S*ga.

S*ga's first consoles were the M*ster S*stem, the G*nesis, and the Game G*ar, which were all rip-offs of the NES, SNES, and GameBoy respectively. However, S*ga wanted to go a step further. When they saw the Virtual Boy's failure, they swooped in with the S*ga S*turn, which also ripped off the then upcoming Nintendo 64. However, the S*turn had one major flaw: they forgot to make a S*nic game for it!

Deciding to give up on the S*turn after this mistake, S*ga instead made what would be their final console, the Dr*amc*st, a rip-off of the GameCube. The Dr*amc*st boasted its inclusion of online connectivity and such, but it still couldn't beat the godly power of the GameCube having its own LAN network.

And so, when the Dr*amc*st failed, S*ga waved the white flag and came crawling up to Shiggy himself for forgiveness. Luckily for them, Shiggy is the most benevolent man in the world and allowed S*ga to continue making S*nic games as long as they promised to also release said games on Nintendo consoles. The only exception was S*nic 06, as when Shiggy saw such a trash game being put on his precious Wii he thought it was yet another shovelware and threw his yearly sandwich at it, canceling the port.

Now, next time you see someone think Nintendo and S*ga are still enemies, refer them to this post.

It wasn't the cyanide that killed him, though; it turned out he was actually allergic to strawberries.

Include an image of the character if you can as it'll most likely be from the deepest recesses of the Archie comics.

But then u/Loris-Paced-Chaos appeared and very precisely put all the poop strings back in each and every shrimp, and then I was so mad that I had an aneurysm and died.

But then arose Super Dracula.

Hint 1: This is an early spin-off of a popular franchise.

Hint 1: Game was Japan-exclusive.

Hint 2: Puzzle game.

Hint 3: Game was originally released on an add-on, but later received a console release.

Unfortunately the creation was unstable and died immediately, and also exploded which destroyed the entire lab, and now the evil scientist is on trial because none of the listed characters consented to having their DNA used.