r/SpeedOfLobsters

A guy is sitting at the bar next to two women. He says: “Are you two ladies from London?” They say: “Wales!” He says: “Sorry, are you two whales from London?”

u/xnyrax — 21 hours ago
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Man my editing is so... (yeah, I made this in MS paint.)

'That is one big pile of shit.' taken too literally.

u/WebThis2431 — 3 days ago