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He got stickers, balloons, and a wheelchair ride before security asked them to leave
u/kingqueefeater — 6 days ago
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Who doesn't love the whimsy of discovering a poo?
u/kingqueefeater — 13 days ago
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A helpful pocket guide for gender identification
u/kingqueefeater — 24 days ago
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Remember during lockdown when everyone was making sourdough from their mother's remains?
u/kingqueefeater — 1 month ago
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For the last time, I do not want your "pocket candy"
u/kingqueefeater — 1 month ago