u/DestructionCatalyst

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anybody else do this when you smoke too much meth? or take too much molly? or snort too much addy and coke?

can’t stop spinning my schlong around and giving it a light smack every few seconds? it’s comforting and it’s hard to resist when tweaking or rolling?

they call me the peter poker and the slug slapper.

the ball sack beater the sausage slugger the weiner whirler the cock clapper the penis paddler the nut nabbler the scrotum swinger

(I saw this post and thought "Sounds like somethind Nina would say when she was at high school". So, this was born)

"Ni-ina," Subaru said in such a cheeky voice that it was already obvious she's up to no good. "This you?"

The drummer turned her phone to Nina in such a way that it was also visible to Momoka, who was sitting next to the vocalist.

There was a post on the screen, made by Nina's account about a year ago, that read:

"i wish to be Momoka-san's pedal guitar. constantly stepped on but if it's Momoka-san i don't mind at all."

Both Nina and Momoka moved her eyes from the phone to each other, then at Subaru. She could swear that Nina’s cheeks became noticeably redder in those split seconds.

Knowing she has to be the one to do it, Nina broke the silence.

“It’s not what you think it is! It’s from when I was in high school. You know I was a big fan of the old Diamond Dust and Momoka-san in particular back then.” The vocalist said, trying her hardest to sound confident.

“I didn’t know you were THAT kind of a fan.” Momoka smiled, then let out a small laugh. ”Also, it’s ‘guitar pedal’, not the other way around.”

“I already know it. In case you forgot, I also play guitar now.” Nina said, slightly irritated.

“Anyways, should I take you at those words? I mean, if my biggest fan asked, then who am I to refuse?”

“No way! I was just young and stupid.”

“And by ‘young’ you mean ‘a year younger than you are now’?’” Subaru said. “And what’s with that sullen face, Momoka? Did you actually want to do that? And you’re the only one here who doesn’t have an excuse of being a horny teenager~”

This time, Momoka was the one with a blush.

“Well, I think I’m fine with my current pedal. Then again, if my biggest fan has a special request…”

“Enough!” Nina shouted. “Let’s just get to practice!”

“But Tomo and Rupa aren’t even here yet.”

“Well, they better come right about now!”