r/monkeyspaw
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I wish I was in a romantic relationship with my soulmate
reddit.comu/Most-Plant3530 — 4 hours ago
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I wish I am allowed in every arcade place for free.
reddit.comu/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 3 hours ago
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I wish every job switched to an hour—based pay system, so that if people stayed longer than their originally scheduled shifts, they always got paid extra for that.
reddit.comu/britishmetric144 — 2 hours ago
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I wish everyone I met in my life will be ok.
reddit.comu/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 3 hours ago
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I wish every animals now knows what humans mean when they are speaking.
reddit.comu/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 6 hours ago
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I wish I had the ability to visualise books completely like a film.
reddit.comu/Delicious_Walk7220 — 6 hours ago
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I wish that every time i look at a person, i just know what advice is the best advice for that specific person and i can turn it on when it’s off and off when it’s on anytime i want.
reddit.comu/Sea_Orchid223 — 6 hours ago
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I wish trade unions had more members and power.
reddit.comu/mage_in_training — 10 hours ago
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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who was cool, I would call her
reddit.comu/dawstonfilms — 13 hours ago
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I wish that the entire world population's collective IQ suddenly raised by 100, so people can finally see how stupid humans are becoming.
reddit.comu/IDontMeanToBeABitch — 15 hours ago
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I wish for the monkey paw to get monkey pawd while monkey pawing someone's wish
reddit.comu/Lazar131 — 11 hours ago
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I wish all generative-ai ceased to exist, and in it's place, anyone who used to use it would receive a little junji ito. He'd be 4 inches tall, functionally immortal, doesn't need to eat or sleep (but still can), and can draw or write anything the user would've asked gen-ai for instead
reddit.comu/dawstonfilms — 13 hours ago
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I wish I could get up and have breakfast without disturbing my cat (who is currently napping in my lap)
reddit.comu/BoredInClass99 — 16 hours ago
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I wish for the term "clean version", referring to a song that has been edited to remove profanity, to be replaced with "implicit version", to contrast with the existing term "explicit version" which of course refers to songs with intact profanity.
reddit.comu/351namhele — 9 hours ago
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i wish that all individuals can (with work/effort/skills) output the same amount as whole companies (e.g. creating, inventing, even manufacturing, etc)
reddit.comu/SpecialFlutters — 13 hours ago
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I wish that when my girlfriend says she's hungry I instinctively know what she wants to eat even if she doesn't
reddit.comu/Dry_Pollution_5430 — 20 hours ago