r/monkeyspaw
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I wish people on this subreddit would do good monkeys paws instead of haha you die tomorrow.
reddit.comu/ptukharsr — 11 days ago
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I wish all 8 billion people meet and we get to know each other.
reddit.comu/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 11 days ago
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I wish I had a bottle of pepto bismol that refills every night
reddit.comu/No_Figure_6809 — 11 days ago
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I wish for lawnmowers to be forever known as “motor sickles” instead.
reddit.comu/coffee-and-chess — 11 days ago
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I wish people could turn their attraction for other people on or off at will so that no one feels the urge to cheat or the need to be in the friend zone
reddit.comu/Ummah_Strong — 11 days ago
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I wish I could tell the intentions of people I go out with
reddit.comu/LybraSastar — 10 days ago
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I wish every fictional character I wanted came to life and became friends with me
reddit.comu/lmaonoteamfortesstwo — 11 days ago
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I wish my army of lab rat troopers had armour reinforced by hopes and dreams
reddit.comu/Moonduderyan — 11 days ago
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I wish Ripper Roo from Crash Bandicoot had his own spin-off game.
reddit.comu/TheLizardKing1998 — 11 days ago
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I wish for every monkey to break their paws except for the monkey's paw that I am using to make this wish.
reddit.comu/Drunk_Lemon — 11 days ago
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I wish all scammers were cursed to never remember passwords so they forget how use their scammer accounts
reddit.comu/Moonduderyan — 11 days ago
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i wish to summon the prince of darkness for a coffee and a cheerful game of laser tag
reddit.comu/SpecialFlutters — 10 days ago
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I wish if I bought a game I would also get every other game of that series/intellectual property for free on every platform permanently.
reddit.comu/Two-Pound-Crawfish — 10 days ago
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I wish Batman v Superman was a bromance movie centred around both discovering their mother’s name is Martha. The main tension Lex Luther tearing them apart because one of their mother’s may not actually be named Martha!
reddit.comu/Moonduderyan — 11 days ago