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▲ 18 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to be in a healthy 10 person polycule

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u/Ok-Nectarine13 — 1 day ago

▲ 42 r/monkeyspaw

I wish Zohran Mamdani was eligible to run for president

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u/MonkeySinger24 — 1 day ago

▲ 10 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to instantly have 10-by-10 mastery over any skill, technique, knowledge, art, practice etc when I say the words "I just put my mind to....." without getting taxed physically, mentally, biologically, psychologically, economically, socially

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u/randomnonexpert — 1 day ago

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I wish every Flock camera immediately teleports to somewhere on the private residence of the CEO of Flock, including any that are installed later, as soon as they are turned on.

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u/Soven_Strix — 1 day ago

▲ 4 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that the fire alarms everywhere would only sound at an actual fire.

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u/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 1 day ago

▲ 3 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that the Grizzlies, the NBA team, specifically, had never left Vancouver for Memphis, and that Vancouver, BC, still had its NBA team

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u/Anthro-Elephant-98 — 1 day ago

▲ 5 r/monkeyspaw

I wish worms now declare war on humans.

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u/Remarkable_Bath8515 — 1 day ago

▲ 9 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to understand

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u/C-List-Misfit — 1 day ago

▲ 4 r/monkeyspaw

I wish from now on all of humanity poops, would be those amazing wipe less poops

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u/Miserable_Pen_1867 — 1 day ago

▲ 49 r/monkeyspaw

i wish that if someone is a pedophile, whatever food they touch gets turned into feces

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u/brando7284 — 2 days ago

▲ 3 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that people would not capitalize species names in fantasy or science fiction (except at the beginning of a sentence).

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u/nicest-drow — 1 day ago

▲ 2 r/monkeyspaw

i wish that GTA 6 released right now

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u/brando7284 — 1 day ago

▲ 15 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to trade my life to save everyone with cancer in the world.

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u/Ok-Big8418 — 1 day ago

▲ 5 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that people would never get shaving cuts again (includes anywhere on their body)

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u/Particular-Wedding — 2 days ago

▲ 5 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that elon musk suddenly turned into Eggman

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u/brando7284 — 2 days ago

I wish to be in a healthy 10 person polycule

I wish Zohran Mamdani was eligible to run for president

I wish to instantly have 10-by-10 mastery over any skill, technique, knowledge, art, practice etc when I say the words "I just put my mind to....." without getting taxed physically, mentally, biologically, psychologically, economically, socially

I wish every Flock camera immediately teleports to somewhere on the private residence of the CEO of Flock, including any that are installed later, as soon as they are turned on.

I wish that the fire alarms everywhere would only sound at an actual fire.

I wish that the Grizzlies, the NBA team, specifically, had never left Vancouver for Memphis, and that Vancouver, BC, still had its NBA team

I wish worms now declare war on humans.

I wish to understand

I wish from now on all of humanity poops, would be those amazing wipe less poops

i wish that if someone is a pedophile, whatever food they touch gets turned into feces

I wish that people would not capitalize species names in fantasy or science fiction (except at the beginning of a sentence).

i wish that GTA 6 released right now

I wish to trade my life to save everyone with cancer in the world.

I wish I had a photographic memory

I wish I could sell anything to anyone for any price I decide

I wish that all second language courses taught at school are math

I wish for AI to disappear

I wish that demons in Kimetsu No Yaiba became real.

I wish that people would never get shaving cuts again (includes anywhere on their body)

I wish that elon musk suddenly turned into Eggman