u/SpecialFlutters
i wish for the power to carbonate beverages by touch, like how jesus can turn water into wine
reddit.comcan anyone help me track down this ancient digital camera?
it was free in "which?" magazine in the UK (archive link) when you signed up for a free trial. it was garbage but i used it a bunch as a kid. i'd love to see a better picture of it (or heck find one on ebay since they were everywhere briefly, but i've never seen one come up referencing the magazine).
it was 352x288, ran off of a single AAA battery, had a tiny LED display with two digits for how many photos remaining you could take, i believe a usb mini-b connector but could be wrong, and i think it just saved to onboard storage and you had to connect to a computer to get the photos off.
sorry if this is the wrong place for this idk where else to ask!
i wish my life were the punchline of the funniest joke
reddit.comi wish to compress an entire human life into a single 256 byte block of data
reddit.comi wish to challenge the paw to a game of wii sports
reddit.comthe people i live with wont replace the toilet paper and im going through a 4 pack a day. how do i resolve this issue?
if i dont leave a roll in the bathroom ill forget to bring it :(
i wish to pamper the paw in whatever ways it may enjoy
reddit.comi wish every public altercation was resolved through an improvised musical number, somehow obtaining good lyrics, choreography, bystanders joining, etc
reddit.comi wish i could toast bread with my hands
reddit.comI wish they sold 18+ versions of cereals that had the original recipes (e.g. sugar content)
reddit.comI wish to tower of babel the USA, meaning all states suddenly speak different brand new languages.
reddit.comi wish the internet (and all networks) to be forever limited to dial-up speeds
reddit.comI wish traffic jams caused time dilation, making every minute last at least an hour.
reddit.comi wish all famous mathematicians throughout time had access to a similarly cursed monkeys paw
reddit.comi wish reddit would send you a piece of IRL cake for your cake day
reddit.comA bug bite makes you nocturnal. How do you adjust?
So a rare bug species bites you, and it's found the bite has the side effect of inverting your circadian rhythm permanently. You'll only be able to sleep when it's light out, the darkness wakes you up in the same way the sun would have. The harsh part is your new circadian rhythm is a lot stronger than the original, essentially forcing you to sleep so you can't just ignore it.
How do you adjust to this life?
i wish to be a known friend to all crows
reddit.comIn our old age, are we going to be considered -especially- ancient?
I feel like we'll end up being seen as older than we saw e.g. WW2 veterans... like wow did history even exist before the modern internet? Where did your photos go??? You bought magnetic reels and spun them with a motor to watch movies??? You had to store all data in giant boxes of handwritten notes??? What do you mean you couldn't be instantly contacted globally from age 3??? How did you learn at school without laptops??? How did people livestream???
At least for our parents etc they were all mostly incrementally old, but we just have this massive dividing line in the sand once gen X and early millenials start dying out.
this isn't meant as a scared of getting older post i just think it's kinda interesting to think about