r/shittyadvice

Never let yourself get friend-zoned.

Even if she’s not your type, don’t voluntarily become the emotional support character in somebody else’s story.

If an unattractive girl is into you, keep her around as a sidechick.

Sometimes she’s like fast food at 2AM: Not your first choice, but convenient when you want something quick that gets the job done. 💯

Hmm so like what are you supposed to do when an elder person farts in mid Convo is it disrespectful to move away and close your nose 😭😭😭😭 what are you supposed to do it's happening to me rn

When you're with a chick who's struggling, you'll have true power. People always talk about power dynamics in relationships, but nobody explains it like this: if she’s financially struggling and relying on you to survive, your margin for error becomes legendary. Get you a roster full of chicks like this.

let me just start this off with i have a little bit of psychedelic experience, i’ve taken 20mg of 2-cb before and it was pretty fun, and last saturday i took 18mg of 4-ho-met for the first time and let me say, it might be genuinely one of the most amazing experiences of my life. anyways im going to the beach this upcoming saturday with family for a week and i have a single 100ug blotter of ald-52(lsd), ive been thinking about taking it with me and trying it one night while we were there and i know it is/can be a wildly different experience from those with a added much longer effect so, is there any advice or tips anyone could give me? or is it just a wildly stupid idea in general and i shouldn’t.

He’s very ugly and has no life outside stealing shit

Hi, I was working at a restaurant owned by a popular children’s entertainment company. The place has a lot of expensive attractions that people might want to steal so they have security guard positions. Anyway, I’m a chronically online Redditor that has a messed up sleep schedule so I signed up for the night shift where I basically just stare at security cameras all night.

I unfortunately signed a NDA so I can’t go into too many specifics but I’ll try to get the gist of it. This company is surprisingly a mess and very unorganized. On my first night I arrived a few minutes early and no one was there but they had given me the keys earlier that day so I could at least enter.

The “training” if you can call it that was ridiculous. When my shift started the person who was supposed to train me just gave me a phone call. He didn’t tell me anything about how the software worked or really how to do my job and instead spent the majority of the time talking about how some of their machinery might malfunction and be potentially dangerous. I kid you not, he straight up admitted that if an employee died the company would clean up everything and wouldn’t notify the police until WEEKS later. Feels illegal TBH and not a good look, especially for a company that’s had controversy over missing persons cases where they were last seen at their restaurants.

Anyway, this machinery he was ranting about sucked. It kept malfunctioning CONSTANTLY to the point where I couldn’t even do my job because it was actually risking my safety and a few times I think I almost died. The first night it wasn’t that bad but the machines just kept getting worse and worse, with each night being more dangerous than the last. Unfortunately, I’m in a really bad financial situation and they only pay minimum wage so I ended up working 2 extra shifts even though I was only supposed to be there for 5 nights each week.

I have an engineering degree but unfortunately haven’t been able to get a job there because apparently no one wants to work anymore. So I’ll admit, I tampered with their machinery even though I was explicitly forbidden from doing it. But I did it for my safety and then they had the audacity to FIRE me with a passive aggressive comment that I smelled bad.

Anyway, should I sue this company?

What’s the best way to respond when someone is rage baiting you and it’s obvious?