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I'm homeless, what should I do?

I'm homeless and I need help figuring out what to do! I've already considered taking up drinking and maybe drugs, but I hate the taste of alcohol and I can't stand not showering regularly (there are places to go for free showers) any advice on helping me fulfill the homeless bum stereotype?

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u/merlinbaker67 — 6 hours ago

How do I keep my dignity and leave?

He said he’s serious and wants a relationship. And I believed it. From the start he told me he’s moving in with a few female friends and then it was just one. Some stories didn’t add up. He never walked me home after we met up or texted goodnight he more so just sent me reels or jokes pertaining to past conversations. He wasn’t quick to ask me to be exclusive or to be in a relationship.

I had to ask about where he’s at with that. And he went from kissing me and being shy with that to suddenly putting his tongue down my mouth and being super touchy. But he later told me he didn’t ask me to be his gf because he went on so many dates in the past and women reject him.

He also had a roadtrip. He went on it with a friend who he later said he was attracted to initially. He got me a souvenir and kept saying how little it cost him. He will forget places we went to, and this happened even recently. He forgot my peanut allergy and he also forgot what my major was in grad school.

Recently I had to ask him why he doesn’t text me much. Or why there feels to be a disconnect where he’s physically pushing things forward but emotionally he’s not. In the moments I’m with him he’s hugging me or very affectionate but when we’re away it’s like nothing is there.

Well he keeps cutting things short with us when I see him. And asking me to his place. I told him I don’t like that. We’re 2.5 months in and I’ve told him I don’t do stuff unless I’m in a relationship. So I worry I gave him the “playbook”. And I told him to be transparent with me. Yet he keeps nudging me to come over.

We’re in our late 20s and he’s saying he wants a relationship or him spending so much time with me shows he likes me. And he invited me to stuff with friends. And he has dealt with rejection before. But I feel like my friends are telling me I’m either a side piece or he sees I’m not very experienced and will use me then discard me. Everyone’s telling me to break this off?

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u/mahoganyblueberry — 10 hours ago

Help me draft a message to send to my ex-situationship, I really miss the bedroom action with her

Will use the most upvoted comment after 48hrs if it likely wont result in me getting fired (we work together)

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u/Most-Plant3530 — 14 hours ago

I chased my best friend with my penis out. Why didn’t he like it?

Follow up to my last post, I decided to pull this prank on my best friend. I got butt naked and when he opened the door I started screaming at him and chasing him with my penis out. He ran out and drove away. Later I try to text him, turns out I was blocked on everything. Why does he not like this? I thought this was a normal prank to pull. Is there a way to bring our friendship back?

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u/MightyMeatBeater — 18 hours ago

Would chasing my best friend with my Willy out be a good prank?

I think it would be funny, but I wanna see what you guys think. I don’t know if he would like to see me chasing him with my Willy out.

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u/MightyMeatBeater — 1 day ago

Have you ever had a good girlfriend, but always feel like you need more women?

It always feels like one is never enough for me. Is this a me problem or as just how we men are programmed? ​

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u/Lost_Title_7528 — 2 days ago

Hi, I have no social life and I suck at it. I am thinking of becoming a parole officer so I can visit interesting people's homes, socialize a bit with them and it there’s some chemistry, we could become friends. What advice can you give me about this career path?

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u/vaporwaverhere — 3 days ago

There's nothing wrong with being closed-minded.

Not every opinion deserves a seat at the table. Some belong in the trash.

People act like being closed-minded is always a flaw. It's not. Not every opinion deserves equal consideration.

Especially in a world where degeneracy and perversion have been normalized, if you speak out against them, they'll label you with one of their "ist" or "phobe" buzzwords.

Those people can go fuck themselves.

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u/Lost_Title_7528 — 3 days ago