u/CynicalCosmologist

He rubs it, the genie comes out, and says, "you know the drill. Three wishes."

The programmer says, "make it 0."

The genie says, "OK, you now have 2³²-1 wishes."

When I say minor, I really mean minor. Not a secondary character with plenty of plot relevance, like Private or Mr. Ping. Someone nobody thinks about, who would actually be entertaining as the lead.

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