u/CynicalCosmologist

LEMONY

And what you did to me

Made me pick the citrus out of my teeth

Had my eyes water all over me

Made me spit the wedge out immediately

I don't know if I can stand another bite

Of acidic kind

I can feel my tongue recoil from the way

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

I feel my enamel eroding inside

pH 1.7, that's a true crime

Left my cheeks burning, really isn't fine

Follow me to the fridge where we will grab a Sprite

And what you did to me

Made me pick the citrus out of my teeth

Had my eyes water all over me

Made me spit the wedge out immediately

I don't know if I can stand another bite

Of acidic kind

I can feel my tongue recoil from the way

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

I woke up

And you were gone

I said, "Who used the last

Fucking lemon? Come on!"

I'm running to the shops

But they don't have a gram

If they've only got the juice

You can shoot me where I fuckin' stand

I don't know if I can stand another bite

Of acidic kind

I can feel my tongue recoil from the way

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You're too lemony

I need the loo (×4)

You aren't a lime

I concede my sanity

You're too lemony

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