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▲ 11 r/shittyaskreddit

I saw that women can now request a female driver on Uber, but can I request a male driver so I get someone who actually knows how to drive a car?

Cum will win.

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u/figbott — 4 hours ago
▲ 2 r/shittyaskreddit

Pretend I’m the sexy lady in the bar and all the guys are hitting on me because they know I’m packing a big one. What do you say to turn me on and make me go home with you?

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u/tacocarteleventeen — 13 hours ago
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I think I get it. Ive outstayed my welcome. Sorry

I will try to leave thus sub. I think my humour landed badly and people are pissed.

FWIW I never meant offense to anyone who I thought might read, being in a small sub I thought I was welcome to be myself.

I just hit unwritten rules badly, it seems.

It was nice while the fun lasted. Thanks for all the great times, the laughs, the more heartwarming posts too.

I just hope I find friends as good as the ones Id thought Id made here.

DMs always open. Just please, drop the shittyaskreddit humour and be a bit gentler on me there. I'll do the same.

Have a good one, everone o/

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u/MariahJames8 — 19 hours ago
▲ 2 r/shittyaskreddit

I prefer not to let cum win, the negation of cum implies a framework of cum, or not cum. Is this how we collectively transcend the cum? To see the truth, that the anime action figure in a jar is covered in a systemic matrix of lies?

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u/PolarBearLovesTotty — 10 hours ago