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I have explosive diarrhea and it’s banging on the door to come out! What do I do to keep it in there for a few more hours while I watch “The Odyssey” including the trailers so I don’t miss anything?

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u/tacocarteleventeen — 7 hours ago

I'm a Nigerian prince. I have a wealth of a billion upvotes to give you. Will you give me 1 now? I will reward you with enough upvotes to attract many Reddit women!

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u/MariahJames8 — 22 hours ago

All I want is to marry a US army soldier so I can trap him with a baby, milk his benefits, cheat on him brazenly while he's deployed, become fat and neglect my children, and threaten to tell his superior office that he's been abusing me every time he pisses me off. Is that so much to ask?

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u/GreenT1979 — 1 day ago