u/Tight_Cookie_9988
Would you rather watch me masturbate furiously or sensually?
You pick and I'll do it, master.
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 3 hours ago
▲ 10 r/shittyaskreddit
Ooh you touch my tralala
Can I touch your tralala?
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 1 day ago
▲ 10 r/shittyaskreddit
Every time I fart, a butterfly flies out of my ass. Should I be concerned?
reddit.comu/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 1 day ago
If a man washes a dish and a woman isn't there to witness it - did it really happen?
reddit.comu/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 1 day ago
Can I cheat on you?
I know we're not in a relationship but I'd still like to cheat on you.
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 1 day ago
▲ 21 r/shittyaskreddit
I’m a world-famous clinical psychiatrist and psychologist, and after years of rigorous research I diagnose everyone on this subreddit as retarded
Congratulations
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 2 days ago
▲ 44 r/shittyaskscience
If mathematicians can invent something as abstract as the square root of -1 and call it an imaginary number, why can’t I invent the square root of my sandwich and call it imaginary lunch? 🤔
Well?
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 6 days ago
▲ 221 r/shittyaskscience
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Well?
u/Tight_Cookie_9988 — 7 days ago