r/shittyaskscience

Can't really wrap my head around it.

Or will they just hold it indoors?

In startrek TNG everyone is really smart despite having AI at their fingertips.

Well where does it all go

I tried mitosis already

The pixels get deleted as a photo gets smaller. How do the pixels decide which ones get deleted? Does this hurt them? In turn when expanding a photo, do the pixels need to rapidly reproduce or is there some other sick trick to inflate them?

Were they just really good at balancing?

Would all dead mice remember? Would it lead to a cascade of dead mice?

My friend says Mexicans just float around because gravity is illegal there. Is this true?

My dad needs your help.

In a situation where I was skydiving and completely naked. If I then proceeded to diarrhea while falling, would the diarrhea fall above me, or would it just fall back on me?

I just feel like wavefunctions are often pushing boundaries

It's must to be better than Imodium...

I see all sorts of scholars online talking about dangerous situations that Christian babies are being put into. Like being pitched at baseball games and being forced to skydive. Could it be because it is their ecological niche?

Why are there heroes (Bacteroides thetaiotaomicron, Bifidobacterium longum, Faecalibacterium prausnitzii) and villains (Mycobacterium tuberculosis, Vibrio cholerae, Clostridium botulinum) in the bacterial world too?

is it possible that the remains we found are those who failed to get back out?

Whenever I tune into astronomy stuff they always say we came from stars, so if gold also comes from stars then why can’t I make gold from my anus? Am I not a star factory?

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As you all know, 100% of Germans as of 2026 are autistic. Is this because it’s adaptable for Germany’s ecology?

That's gotta worth a few dollars, right?